Facts About Captain Robau

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau scares the secret shadow government.

 

[Aragorn]

You take the good, you take the bad,
you take them both and there you have
Captain Robau, Captain Robau.

There's a time you got to go and show
You're growin' now you know about
Captain Robau, Captain Robau.

When the world never seems
to be livin' up to your dreams
And suddenly you're finding out
Captain Robau is all about you, you.

It takes a lot to get 'em right
When you're learning Captain Robau. (learning Captain Robau)
Learning Captain Robau (learning Captain Robau)
Learning Captain Robau.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau had Robert April over for diner. Robau says April tasted like chicken.

 

[ITL]

Captain Robau once broke the leg of an enraged grizzly bear. With his penis.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau approves this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlTMXiqbDZU&feature=channel_page

 

[number6]

When Captain Robau "Rickrolls" someone, he actually sends Rick Astley to their home to perform Never Gonna Give You Up.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau IS the secret shadow government.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau is so badass that if you were told exactly how badass he was your head would explode.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau doesn't eat Raisin Bran because two scoops just ain't damn near enough.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau's badassness is eternal.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau invented and copyrighted kicking your sorry ass.

 

[DaveyNY]

Captain Robau is so badass that if you were told exactly how badass he was your head would explode.

My GF whispers the Captains' name in my ear when we are screwin' around...


...I gotta tell ya, it ain't my brain that explodes!

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau will perge this site of all the unbelievers as well as people who stole maoney from him.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

Captain Robau told the Joker and the Thief there is no reason to get excited.

And he invented The Plan.

 

[The Wormhole]

Captain Robau wears his sunglasses at night. That's badass.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau is the Cylon God.

 

[The Wormhole]

Captain Robau is every god. All the various religions keep getting his name wrong.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau likes zeros a whole lot

 

[The Wormhole]

Not really. He just wants his ship to have a four-digit registry because he's badass and four digits is bigger than three.

 

[Aragorn]

Zod kneels before Robau.