Captain Robau is so cool he could swear every other word and people would consider it a form of art.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Captain Robau once chipped a tooth on a hard roll. Not his. Some asshole's.
Plecostomus
Commodore
His Robau-ness sharpens knives by glaring at them. He charges $100 per blade and donates the money to orphans.
Captain Robau eats people who eat kittens.
Captain Robau's bald scalp is considered an aphrodisiac in...oh, what's that place called? OH. Right.
The universe.
The universe.
if Captain Robau commanded Voyager he wouldn't have been stuck in the Delta Quadrant for seven years because Robau is so badass, he knows the meaning of the phrase 'time-delayed detonator on a tricobalt device'.
Plecostomus
Commodore
His Robau-ness is an element on the Periodic Table, as well as an acid, base, sulfide, chloride, alloy, polymer and ceramic.
Damn right.
Damn right.
number6
Vice Admiral
He eats his dinner served on the periodic table.
Captain Robau don't need no stinkin' rank badges.
number6
Vice Admiral
But he'll wear them because they're stinky!!
Plecostomus
Commodore
If you shredded up Robau and tried to smoke him like a joint you would collapse into a singularity of pure AWESOME, but of course that's just stupid there is nothing in any known or unknown universe or reality that could shred Captain Robau.
Captain Robau's favorite band? The Captain Robau Shower Singer.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Captain Robau gets his money for noth'n and his chicks for free.
Captain Robau comes from a ship way out there. Where women blow and targs chunder.
Plecostomus
Commodore
I would do anything for Captain Robau but I won't do that.
No.
I WON'T do that.
No.
I WON'T do that.
Captain Robau's had enough of silly love songs. He looks around him and sees that it is so.
Plecostomus
Commodore
But all i got is a photograph of Captain Robau
And i realise he's not coming back anymore.
And i realise he's not coming back anymore.
Captain Robau's never gonna give you up. He's never gonna let you down. He's never gonna warp around...and desert you.
Plecostomus
Commodore
God Damn man you Rickrolled Captain Robau. Man he's gonna be pissed.
Ahem.
Captain Robau can't drive fifty-five.
Ahem.
Captain Robau can't drive fifty-five.
Captain Robau went to the house in New Orleans...they call the Rising Sun.
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