Captain Robau is the ender of days.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Captain Robau feels sorry for you having to envy him.
Captain Robau is a great and terrible God of War.
Captain Robau knows the Meaning of Life. But if he tells you?
He'll have to kill you.
He'll have to kill you.
Plecostomus
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The Book Of Mormon featured a chapter about Captain Robau but it was too awesome to print... the press BURST INTO FLAMES and EXPLODED when they tried to print it.
Captain Robau invented the counterclockwise-swirl sex move.
Plecostomus
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Cooleddie74 is often mistaken for Captain Robau, but you can tell them apart with this simple test: Which one of them can assimilate a Borg cube with the shear awesomeness of his smile and which one of them gets pwn'd so bad the video circulates on Youtube for years?
Teh Baba once impersonated Captain Robau. The jig was up when Robau found out a bald illiterate guy was running around misspelling the word "the."
Plecostomus
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Captain Robau was responsible for the Great TrekBBS Crash of Way Back When. His awesomeness was just too much for the database to handle. Sadly they had to ban him to prevent it from happening again.
Captain Robau once went back in time to prevent Enterpriser from mucking up the BBS. That's why we no longer see or hear from Enterpriser.
Plecostomus
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His Robau-ness took over the TrekBBS one day when all the moderators and admins came down with a severe case of Bosnian Crotch Rot. That day the blood of tolls ran in the street, the lamentations of the spammers were heard around the world and nOObs everywhere hid under beds in fright.
...funny part is no one noticed they just though T'Bonz was in one of Her moods.
...funny part is no one noticed they just though T'Bonz was in one of Her moods.
Captain Robau once dated T'Bonz. But even he was too damn cool and badass for her!
Plecostomus
Commodore
Captain Robau has commanded me to log off for awhile and drive home otherwise he's gonna seduce my wife and eat my dinner.
Again.
(later!
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Again.
(later!
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Reasons why Robau is cooler than Janeway
If Robau were captain of Voyager he would have fragged the Kazon got home and made sure the Caretakers Array was destroyed all through the power of his badassery.
If Robau were captain of Voyager he would have destroyed Seska and her Kazon friends with his released rage.
If Robau were captain of Voyager Q would have run from the ship in terror after his first visit.
If Robau were captain of Voyager they would have completely destroyed the Borg and Species 8472 again with the awesome power of his rage.
If Robau were captain of Voyager he would have jumped over to the Equinox the moment Ransome screwed him over and ripped him and his senior staff in half then pissed on their graves and final had the Equinox striped for spare parts and melted down into a statue to comemorate his victory.
If Robau were captain of Voyager the ship would still have infinate torpedos and shuttles but we would have seen Robau will them into existance.
Also Robau don't need no stinkin coffee he runs on BADASS.
If Robau were captain of Voyager he would have fragged the Kazon got home and made sure the Caretakers Array was destroyed all through the power of his badassery.
If Robau were captain of Voyager he would have destroyed Seska and her Kazon friends with his released rage.
If Robau were captain of Voyager Q would have run from the ship in terror after his first visit.
If Robau were captain of Voyager they would have completely destroyed the Borg and Species 8472 again with the awesome power of his rage.
If Robau were captain of Voyager he would have jumped over to the Equinox the moment Ransome screwed him over and ripped him and his senior staff in half then pissed on their graves and final had the Equinox striped for spare parts and melted down into a statue to comemorate his victory.
If Robau were captain of Voyager the ship would still have infinate torpedos and shuttles but we would have seen Robau will them into existance.
Also Robau don't need no stinkin coffee he runs on BADASS.
Captain Robau would prefer that TrekBBS posters, whether past or present, not be made participants in this thread if they have not themselves elected to participate.
Captain Robau wants Captain Robau to give Captain Robau time to learn how to use pronouns.
Okay, you've done it- Captain Robau is now confused.
Captain Robau finds your lack of faith disturbing.
Captain Robau once ordered a pizza with everything on it. Including the Andromeda Galaxy.
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