Robau is bigger than the Great Bird of the Galaxy.
Facts About Captain Robau
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He picked that bird to the carcass as a midnight snack.
Captain Robau can't be killed even WITH fire.
Plecostomus
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Robau created the Borg so he would have a worthy opponent... then he got tired of kicking their asses day after day so he tossed them to the Delta Quadrant and took up time-travel as his new hobby.
Robau has come here to chew bubble gum and defeat the Klingon Empire. And he's all out of bubble gum.
Captain Robau is the real reason the Romulans hid betwwen the Romulan War and the Balance of Terror.
Captain Robau is hiding a shiny new coin in one of his hands.
Guess which one.
Right?
Nope.
Left?
NO.
It's in your ass, punk.
Guess which one.
Right?
Nope.
Left?
NO.
It's in your ass, punk.
He is faster than a speeding comet able to leap over tall women in a single bound he can catch a super nova with one hand ,he is deadler than a teenager with a driver license. he is the captain. this is all i could think of on short notice.
Captain Robau doesn't have male pattern baldness.
He has male pattern BADNESS.
He has male pattern BADNESS.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Captain Robau read this entire thread and declared it good.
Plecostomus
Commodore
AND the cat the dog was chasing.
Then he snaps his fingers and all is as it was, and you and him go out for drinks... and you are buying.
Captain Robau believes in the existence of the Giant Squid...because he once fought one. On its own turf.
And WON. Calamari, anyone?
And WON. Calamari, anyone?
Captain can exist everywhere at every time.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Captain Robau makes his own beer from small kittens, laptop batteries and photons. How does that work? Don't you don't question Badass Robau.
Robau has no plan.......he just does things. He likes a dog chasing a car, he wouldn't know what to do if he caught one.
Captain Robau doesn't want to be fed; Captain Robau wants to HUNT.
Captain Robau once got bitten by a rattlesnake... and after three days of intense pain, the snake died.
I wasn't there personally, but from what I'm told, Captain Robau swarmed through our system. And when he left, there was little or nothing left of our people.
Captain Robau once got bitten by a rattlesnake... and after three days of intense pain, the snake died.
I wasn't there personally, but from what I'm told, Captain Robau swarmed through our system. And when he left, there was little or nothing left of our people.
They had to replace Robau's metal plate with a plastic one. Every time the engineer would engage the warp drive, he'd piss his pants and forget who he was for about half an hour.
Captain Robau's middle name is "Eddie"
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