Facts About Captain Robau

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau once had multiple orgasms and there wasn't even a woman present.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau once had multiple orgasms and there wasn't even a woman present.

Captain Robau can multiple orgasms without being around.

 

[DaveyNY]

Captain Robau once had multiple orgasms and there wasn't even a woman present.

Captain Robau can multiple orgasms without being around.

Even For Him...

...ONE BADASS CAPTAIN ROBAU ORGASAM, IS ENOUGH!!

 

[trekkerguy]

Captain Robau was an executive order Obama signed into effect
soon after taking the oath of office.

He now serves as the entirety of The Secret Service.

 

[Squiggy]

Obama just announced Robau to be Secretary of Kickass. The Senate instantly confirmed.

Robau demanded streamers.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Robau is said to have slain the entire population of 3 star systems in a single night.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Captain Robau once used a crowbar to destroy Ceti Alpha VI. That crowbar later found its way to Black Mesa.

 

[M'Sharak]

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau could unmake the universe if he wanted to.

 

[cooleddie74]

ROBAU:"Play ball, Barack.

Or else I know a guy who can prevent your ass from ever being born."

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau burns planets to the ground for having cheap beer.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau doesn't pee. He leaks golden BADASSNESS.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau Can end you with a look.

 

[Squiggy]

The last time Captain Robau sneezed, the dinosaurs went extinct.

 

[Skywalker]

The last time Captain Robau sneezed, the dinosaurs went extinct.

And his nose is starting to tickle again.

 

[Aragorn]

Robau is the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Robau is the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

And he'salso the hero that scares Gotham S#@tless.

 

[enan]

Captain Robau has never seen the BSOD ..his computer knows better.

 

[M'Sharak]

Captain Robau makes his funk the P-Funk.

 

[Aragorn]

When someone spammed Robau's e-mail account, Robau reached through the computer and shoved that spam down the spammer's throat.