Captain Robau once beat the crap out of a guy by saying "hi."
Facts About Captain Robau
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Better find shelter quick before he shows you why.
Not that it'll help you much, mind you.
Captain Robau finds your lack of Faith in his badassery disturbing.
All 16 pages of this thread detail how we know he's a badass.
Captain Robau IS the meaning of life.
A plasma burst jumped on Captain Robau, but he didn't get burned -- he just waved his hand at it, said, "Hey!" and snuffed it out! -- RR
Other Captains report for duty. Duty reports for Captain Robau.
Captain Robau created the Bermuda Triangle one day when he was bored.
The reason the Enterprise is built on the ground is because Captain Robau is a big fan of groundbased construction and Starfleet Command wisely chose not to contridict him.
Captain Robau won't die. He'll simply ascend to a new dimension of Bald Badassness.
The truth is out there. That is the truth is where Captain Robau is.
Captain Robau dosn't pee. He takes plasma leaks...
Captain Robau doesn't take a shit. He ejects Warp Cores...
Captain Robau is the only one in the universe that can have more threads closed at the Trek XI forum than 3DMaster...
And that takes a lot of power.
And that takes a lot of power.
Captain Robau *is* the Village Green Preservation Society.
Captain Robau doesn't bleed when he's cut. He oozes liquid FUCK YOU.
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