On the eighth day, God created Robau. And saw Robau was awesome.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Batman could never defeat Captain Robau in a fight, no matter how much time he had to prepare.
On some planets Captain Robau is considered a god.
Captain Robau is his own role model.
Unicron can eat planets Captain Robau can eat Unicron.
Captain Robau's tears cure the Tellurian Plague.
Captain Robau has no need to compensate.
Heisenberg's Uncertainty Prinicple compensates for Captain Robau.
As Chuck Norris stared over the horizon at the sunset, he sensed a presence behind him. "I always knew this day would come," he said as he turned around and gazed upon Captain Robau. "It's time for this to begin," Captain Robau said.
Thus began the most epic fight the universe has ever known.
Thus began the most epic fight the universe has ever known.
Those aren't Cold Cuts, that's The Captain's Salami.
You don't wanna know what The Dairy Product really is!!
But in This Particular Case......
CHER looks a whole Hell of a lot better in Fishnet Stockings, Leather Jacket and a Bikini Top!!
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There is only one who is as badass that Robau and that is badass Leonard Nimoy I base this on two facts
1) Captain Robau and Nimoy (aka Old Spock) do not appear at the same time as they would automatically battle over who is the most badass.
2) You don't screw with Leonard Nimoy
1) Captain Robau and Nimoy (aka Old Spock) do not appear at the same time as they would automatically battle over who is the most badass.
2) You don't screw with Leonard Nimoy
When the Excalibans wanted to study the concept of Badass, they created their own Captain Robau. When the real Captain Robau learned of this, it angered him and now you know why Excalibans were never seen in the 24th century.
The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to Captain Robau.
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