Facts About Captain Robau

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau doesn't masturbate. He intimidates his cum into performing for his pleasure.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau is so Badass his ship has now been made into a mod for Armada II

http://armada2.filefront.com/file/USS_Kelvin_Proxima_Class;96389

Badass.

 

[trekkerguy]

Captain Robau is so badass he is personaly escorting MBR to The Great Bird.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau is the one true Kwisatz Haderach

 

[Skywalker]

Error. Does not compute.

Yes it does because

Spoiler: Star Trek: Destiny

In Destiny Calhoun took out a Borg Cube with only his ship that is badass.

Captain Robau need only glare at a Borg cube, and the drones will go to sleep and activate the cube's self-destruct. Suicide is the only way the Borg can truly protect themselves from Captain Robau.

Exactly. Thank you.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau doesn't get dressed in the morning. His naked body is THAT advanced, adaptable and awesome.

 

[John Picard]

A Captain Robau hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Captain Robau can clap with one hand.

Captain Robau can dribble a football.

 

[Gepard]

If a tree falls in the forest and doesn't make a sound, Captain Robau can still hear it.

 

[Aragorn]

Captain Robau could join the Detroit Lions as the punter and that would be enough to make them Super Bowl contenders.

 

[captcalhoun]

the Federation is not a democracy. it's a Robauocracy, but he lets other people run it so he can go kick ass

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau once scared a rabid wolverine into committing suicide.

 

[Aragorn]

For everyone who's complaining about the next movie destroying canon or raping their childhoods, Captain Robau CAN make your Star Trek collection disappear when the movie comes out.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Captain Robau isn't bald because he has male pattern balding or wants to look cool. His scalp is made of adamantium.

 

[Devon]

Captain Robau Killed The Radio Star.

 

[Gepard]

Captain Robau is so vain, that song really is about him.

 

[BigC]

On a road trip Captain Robau had to pee and drove his Chevy to the levy. But the levy was dry. It wasn't when he left.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau killed the dinosaurs.

 

[Gepard]

...by eating them.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

...by eating them.

after giving them the death glare.

 

[Aragorn]

The final five Cylons combine to form Captain Robau.