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Facts About Captain Robau

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Ezri Dax's real reason for having cut her hair (re-watch "Protigal Daughter", to hear her "alleged reason"):

In her academy days, Robau met her at Starbucks (see an earlier post about his always meeting nice gals at coffee shops....).

The two hit it off.

Robau requested she wear her hair short--said it would bring out her eyes better--and therefore make her more successful in attracting guys.

Ezri tried it out, and saw he was right. As a thank-you, she gave him a lock of her strands of hair (i.e. she gave it all to him). And a night of passion, too. ;)

To this day, Robau keeps the lock among his most prized possesions.

And Ezri used the techniques she learned with Robau on Worf, when they were stranded on Goralis. :evil:


The moral of this story, ladies and gents? Captain Robau is so awesome and manly--and confident in his knowledge of What Real Men Like Him Want--the ladies always follow his advice on fashion and hotness--and they never regret it. :cool:
 
Darth Bane was killed when he swung his light saber at Robau. It hit Robau, but then bounced right back and sliced Bane in half.
 
*The Prophets were so enamored with Richard Robau, they wanted The Sisko to be in 'his' image....

Another I was aware of:
*Pocket Books had a dilemma: To tie in the nuTrek movie with the Borg, or create a trilogy of books--Destiny--within the Prime universe.

Do they 1. Have a short story or footnote that was basically Robau vs. the Borg; or 2. a series of books....?

Well, Pocket Books had to make money....hence, the Destiny trilogy.
 
There is no such thing as the "imaginary number i". Mathematicians just haven't figured out how to represent Captain Robau as a mathematical formula yet.
 
Major League Baseball pitchers can win the Cy Young Award. Cy Young won the Robau Award.

There is a TV show called This Week In Baseball, but not one called This Week In Robau, because it would take at least a year to even summarize Robau's badassery.
 
Squadron Commander Flasheart can give multiple orgasms to furniture by sitting on it. Captain Robau can do the same thing while the furniture is still a tree.
 
Captain Robau's facial features are so beautiful and his voice so powerful that Vulcans weep when they see and hear him speak.
 
Football follies are funny. Robau follies are <<<>>>.

(The above notation is the only way that the sheer awesome humor of Robau Follies could possibly be expressed as a concept.)
 
Carmen Sandiego stole mathematics, Australia, and linear time. Robau stole her soul until she put them back.
 
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