Facts About Captain Robau

[Plecostomus]

3,200 replies. Robau is not satisfied.

Post faster, bitch.

 

[SilentP]

Heed the whip crack of Robau's worshippers, for the whip crack of Robau himself spells the doom of entire galaxy clusters.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

To touch Robau's breakfast doughnut is to face a horribly painfull death.

 

[seekertwo]

Robau doesn't crack the whip....the whip cracks itself for the Robau....

 

[Praetor]

All Robau needs is the air that you breathe, and your love, too.

 

[Daneel]

Bruce Dickinson once had a fever, and the only prescription was more Robau!

 

[Destructor]

Captain Robau is going to Tombstone, and he's bringing hell with him.

 

[Islander]

The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Robau punched himself in the face.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Robau knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.
He knows because he willed him into the cornfield himself.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Robau knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.
He knows because he willed him into the cornfield himself.

Captain Robau then burned the cornfield down and kicked that annoying little kid's ass.

 

[Islander]

The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed five bucks from Robau and forgot to pay him back.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed five bucks from Robau and forgot to pay him back.

Only it was way less graphic than the source material.

 

[Islander]

Robautook once took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the Big Bang.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Robau punched himself in the face.

 

[Islander]

Whenever Robau plays Chutes and Ladders, he treats the chutes as ladders, because he's not some pussy who can't climb up a plastic slide.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau doesn't make dinner. He conceives it with one huge gang bang of ingredients and then it's too badass for almost anyone else but himself to eat.

 

[Islander]

Robau doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau did not die on the Narada. The Narada died when he was gone from agonizing loneliness.

 

[Islander]

If you google Robua, it doesn't say "Did you mean Robau?", it says "Run while you still can!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Robau" is ancient Babylonian for "fucks your wife when you're not at home."