Captain Robau says calm down and pace yourself.
Facts About Captain Robau
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When Kirk was promoted to Captain in front of hundreds of Cadets and a dozen Admirals, there hadn't been that great a collection of talent, strength, intelligence, and courage in that room since Robau had walked in alone.
Ha. Its addicting!
One more!
Smoking is addicted to Robau.
Smoking is addicted to Robau.
Captain Robau cut the cheese one time and rendered an entire galaxy devoid of life.
One time on the holodeck, LaForge asked the computer for an opponent capable of defeating Captain Robau. The computer immediately vaporized all matter in the holodeck, released hyper-cyanide into the air, flew into the heart of an exploding neutron star, and auto-destructed.
It failed.
It failed.
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Robau didn't die, he's an Immortal; And that spear didn't even come close to taking off his head.
There Can Be Only Robau
There Can Be Only Robau
Robau watched the first Highlander. Enjoyed it (thought two sucked) but laughed at the winning of the Prize.
There can be only One.
Been there, done that.
There can be only One.
Been there, done that.
In Space, no one can hear you scream, unless the reason you are screaming is Captain Robau.
He's that badass.
He's that badass.
May the Robau be with you.
Live long and Robau.
Robau doesn't like spamming.
Robau mocks the Force and the Jedi and Sith who use it because its not badass enough.
Robau's shit does not contain peanuts. Peanuts contain his shit.
Robau's eyebrows double as mojo soakers.
If Robau had a bell, he'd ring it in the morning.
Robau's aim at a urinal is second only to his aim during sex.
^Both of which involve beer.
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