Facts About Captain Robau

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Robau craps neutronium and wizzes warp plasma.

 

[erebus]

Captain Robau is his own sub-atomic particle of infinite mass and badass coefficient.

 

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On the eighth day, God created Robau. And saw Robau was awesome.

...and since God could *never* repeat such a feat, He eliminated that eighth day.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

Vaal was just the way to grill Robau's food.

 

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Capt Robau saved a kitty from a tree.

(hey, he's got a sensitive streak)

 

[KirkusOveractus]

^ Then, he pulled the tree out of the ground and used it as a toothpick for scaring the kitty.

 

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The Kelvins (By Any Other Name)
http://www.ericweisstein.com/fun/startrek/ByAnyOtherName.html

first tried to commandeer Robau's ship in space. After polyhedron-ing their asses, Robau dismantled their ship with his bare hands and stranded them on that uninhabited planet for Kirk & Co to clean up the mess.

 

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Robau uses Linux, and only Linux on all his personal computers and ship systems, compiled from source HIMSELF.

Yeah- Robau and Linux are THAT good

...no Romulan malware here

 

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Robau's dog is named Porthos- which mysteriously appeared in Robau's quarters...

 

[cooleddie74]

On the eighth day, God created Robau. And saw Robau was awesome.

...and since God could *never* repeat such a feat, He eliminated that eighth day.

And decided to make the seventh day the day for Badassing and Partying.

 

[cooleddie74]

Capt Robau saved a kitty from a tree.

(hey, he's got a sensitive streak)

Then he shaved said kitty bald, named him Lil Robau and trained him to glare at dogs.

 

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Robau is composed of nothing but Higgs Bosons.

Robau is ONE BIG, BADASS GOD PARTICLE.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau is comprised of nothing but the most badass buckminsterfullerines on an atomic level.

 

[erebus]

Robau's dog is named Porthos- which mysteriously appeared in Robau's quarters...

i like that one a lot!. And the pooch is consequently the happiest dog in starfleet history.

 

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Robau is comprised of nothing but the most badass buckminsterfullerines on an atomic level.

...Bucky-balls comprised of Higgs Bosons...

 

[erebus]

It is never Captain Robau's turn to do the washing up.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau is comprised of nothing but the most badass buckminsterfullerines on an atomic level.

...Bucky-balls comprised of Higgs Bosons...

I like the way you think.

And so does Robau.

 

[Squiggy]

First contact with Vulcans happened because they wanted to meet Robau. They used "first warp flight" so they wouldn't seem desperate.

 

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Capt Robau saved a kitty from a tree.

(hey, he's got a sensitive streak)

Then he shaved said kitty bald, named him Lil Robau and trained him to glare at dogs.

Lil Robau acquired badassness via osmosis and was last seen storming the very gates of Hades on his way to teach Cerberus a thing or two about Biting A Dog's Bollocks Off And Spitting Them In His Eye Before Pissing On His Foot.

And that's before breakfast.

 

[cooleddie74]

Capt Robau saved a kitty from a tree.

(hey, he's got a sensitive streak)

Then he shaved said kitty bald, named him Lil Robau and trained him to glare at dogs.

Lil Robau acquired badassness via osmosis and was last seen storming the very gates of Hades on his way to teach Cerberus a thing or two about Biting A Dog's Bollocks Off And Spitting Them In His Eye Before Pissing On His Foot.

And that's before breakfast.

And the canine ghost of Porthos looks up to him as a role model.