Facts About Captain Robau

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Robau sticks a few Denebian Slime Devils between his teeth and gums for a soothing chew...

http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Denebian_slime_devil

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau is so respected, even motivational speakers close their lectures with "well, if you wanna know what ROBAU would do..."

 

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No hairstyle was badass enough for Robau, so his hair pulled itself up from their follicles and just walked away sheepishly to form Kirk's toupee.

 

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Saying the word "Robau" causes females of all species to immediately orgasm.


...try it with your wife tonight

 

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Robau wiped the ridges off every Klingon in an armada by scaring their DNA into re-combining.


...hence TOS Klingons.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau eats his peas one at a time. If you laugh, he will pull your spine out through your mouth.

 

[ITL]

Robau eats his peas one at a time. If you laugh, he will pull your spine out through your mouth.

But if you dance The Booty Dance and sing The Pea Gathering Song he will laugh uproariously and accompany you with his patented syncopated flatulence.

The flatulence smells of machine oil and leather bound books.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau's farts smell like freshly baked cinnamon rolls and cookies.

 

[ITL]

Not when you dance The Booty Dance and sing The Pea Gathering Song, they don't. He has many smells for many occasions.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau's favorite dance?

Any that get him laid.

 

[ITL]

And they all do.

 

[cooleddie74]

So sayeth the Robau. So sayeth the flock.

 

[ITL]

The flock has had many, many babies. Even the menfolk, somehow. That's Robau for you!

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau's Church of Baldology and Badassness(Reformed)takes any and all who are badass enough to fit in.

 

[Islander]

Robau's Church of Baldology and Badassness(Reformed)takes any and all who are badass enough to fit in.

Somehow, nobody is. That's how badass Robau is...

 

[KirkusOveractus]

^ And there's only a congregation of one.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

Dagnabbit, Islander, ya beat me to it!

 

[Islander]

Dagnabbit, Islander, ya beat me to it!

I can only pay tribute to Robau this way.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

I mean it in no anger. When all is Robau, all is peaceful.

Joy to you, Islander. Peace and contentment.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau's Church of Baldology and Badassness(Reformed)takes any and all who are badass enough to fit in.

Somehow, nobody is. That's how badass Robau is...

But it makes sermons all the easier to get through when you just talk to yourself.