"Eye of the Needle" Line-by-Line

[LeadHead]

Kim: Captain.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

JANEWAY: What is it, Ensign

 

[LeadHead]

Kim: Our probe... was just scanned... There's... there's somebody on the other side of the wormhole!

 

[JanewayRulz!]

[Sickbay]

(The Doctor and new assistant Kes have a patient - a man with a sore wrist.)

BAXTER: It started acting up a couple of days ago. I'd been working out in the gym, maybe I overdid it.

 

[LeadHead]

The Doctor: Is it sore here?

 

[JanewayRulz!]

BAXTER: Yes!

 

[LeadHead]

The Doctor: Localized tenderness to the ulnar bone, no epidermal damage, moderate oedema. What are the possible diagnoses?

 

[JanewayRulz!]

KES: Epicondylitis, strained ligament, torn muscle and hairline fracture

 

[LeadHead]

The Doctor: That's exactly right.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

KES: I've studied all the material you gave me. I'm ready for more

 

[LeadHead]

The Doctor: Good. There's a great deal more for you to learn. The tricorder indicates this is a small stress fracture.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

BAXTER: Can this guy do everything a real doctor does?

 

[LeadHead]

The Doctor hands a device to Kes.

The Doctor: Yes, he can. Activate it and direct the beam here.

Kes uses the device

The Doctor: That's it. Not so fast.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

BAXTER: If I had to get treatment for something serious, if I needed surgery for instance, would he be performing it?

 

[Orac]

EMH: Of course, and quite expertly too.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

BAXTER: (to Kes) I don't know. I'd have to think twice about that.

 

[LeadHead]

The Doctor: Fine. And if you were lucky you wouldn't die on the table while you were making up your mind. That should do it. How does it feel?

 

[Enterprise1981]

BAXTER: Not bad. Thanks. (Baxter leaves.)

 

[JanewayRulz!]

[Doctor's office]

KES: Doctor, did you notice how rudely that officer treated you?

 

[Enterprise1981]

DOC: Not more so than most.