Ever do it in the shower?

[Jayson]

I don't pee in the shower but I brush my teeth in the shower, since our bathroom sink doesn't work. I don't do it while taking a shower, so much as use the shower for a sink.

Jason

 

[Kirk's_Tights]

No, just no.

 

[Mallory]

I swear I have seen a thread on this matter lots of times in the past. Which reminds me I haven't seen a thread about how one wipes ones ass in a long time.

You have to be patient. First we have the thousand post thread on "Do you hang the toilet paper over or under?" THEN we move on to that all time favorite, the "Fold or Wad?" thread.

 

[Mr. B]

I never have and I'm quite sure I never will. Even if my sensibilities accommodated the practice, it wouldn't fit into my routine. I pee first thing in the morning and pretty much never have to again until hours later, long after I've had a morning shower which seldom takes more than 5 minutes.

...THEN we move on to that all time favorite, the "Fold or Wad?" thread.

I do enjoy those.

 

[SalvorHardin]

I swear I have seen a thread on this matter lots of times in the past. Which reminds me I haven't seen a thread about how one wipes ones ass in a long time.

You have to be patient. First we have the thousand post thread on "Do you hang the toilet paper over or under?" THEN we move on to that all time favorite, the "Fold or Wad?" thread.

Aaah yes, I remember those too

 

[Mooch]

You have to be patient. First we have the thousand post thread on "Do you hang the toilet paper over or under?" THEN we move on to that all time favorite, the "Fold or Wad?" thread.

I must have missed those last time.

 

[Trekker4747]

So get this for an ounce of irony.

I go to the bathroom and leave to go to a doctor's appointment. The doctor wants a urine smaple from me. Sigh. I go to the lab and hang out for a few minutes, give the gal my paper work and she tells me she'll let me get the urine sample first. I go in there and... nothing. I tell the gal I don't have to go and she gives me an (unpoened) bottle of water stashed in the breakroom fridge. I drink it, fill it drink it, fill it and drink it. Hang around for 15 minutes or so... nothing. I don't have to go. Sigh. So I make an appointment to come back tomorrow as they were peparing to shut down for the evening, I get home, step in my front door and guess what? I get the urge to pee!

 

[Pingfah]

I do not do this

 

[Timby]

So get this for an ounce of irony.

I go to the bathroom and leave to go to a doctor's appointment. The doctor wants a urine smaple from me. Sigh. I go to the lab and hang out for a few minutes, give the gal my paper work and she tells me she'll let me get the urine sample first. I go in there and... nothing. I tell the gal I don't have to go and she gives me an (unpoened) bottle of water stashed in the breakroom fridge. I drink it, fill it drink it, fill it and drink it. Hang around for 15 minutes or so... nothing. I don't have to go. Sigh. So I make an appointment to come back tomorrow as they were peparing to shut down for the evening, I get home, step in my front door and guess what? I get the urge to pee!

Get a blog, dude.

 

[Trekker4747]

So get this for an ounce of irony.

I go to the bathroom and leave to go to a doctor's appointment. The doctor wants a urine smaple from me. Sigh. I go to the lab and hang out for a few minutes, give the gal my paper work and she tells me she'll let me get the urine sample first. I go in there and... nothing. I tell the gal I don't have to go and she gives me an (unpoened) bottle of water stashed in the breakroom fridge. I drink it, fill it drink it, fill it and drink it. Hang around for 15 minutes or so... nothing. I don't have to go. Sigh. So I make an appointment to come back tomorrow as they were peparing to shut down for the evening, I get home, step in my front door and guess what? I get the urge to pee!

Get a blog, dude.

Don't like my posts? Simple solution:

Don't read them.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Better yet, a Twitter account.

 

[RandyS]

Oh. And here I thought this was going to be about sex.

I won't be back.....

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

I have no idea about the sterility of urine, Trekker, so I'll just assume you're right, but unless you have exclusive access to this shower, it's a terrible idea, IMO. The way I look at it, at the very least, other people who use the shower may (and probably will) be grossed out by it if they ever found out, or even suspected. Out of common courtesy for them, it should never be done, and I personally could never do it.

 

[ladyheather69]

Pee: once or twice...long time ago

Sex: most definitely! now I realize that several of you have said water isn't a lubricant, but you have to have some foreplay and then 'do the nasty'... should be good and lubed then

(and yes, the angles are wrong, but we make it work)

 

[tharpdevenport]

We need a shower pissing poll. One for guys, one for ladies.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Only if you use the flimsiest definition of the word "need."

 

[Aurian]

So get this for an ounce of irony.

I go to the bathroom and leave to go to a doctor's appointment. The doctor wants a urine smaple from me. Sigh. I go to the lab and hang out for a few minutes, give the gal my paper work and she tells me she'll let me get the urine sample first. I go in there and... nothing. I tell the gal I don't have to go and she gives me an (unpoened) bottle of water stashed in the breakroom fridge. I drink it, fill it drink it, fill it and drink it. Hang around for 15 minutes or so... nothing. I don't have to go. Sigh. So I make an appointment to come back tomorrow as they were peparing to shut down for the evening, I get home, step in my front door and guess what? I get the urge to pee!

Your bladder is a little shy.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

So get this for an ounce of irony.

I go to the bathroom and leave to go to a doctor's appointment. The doctor wants a urine smaple from me. Sigh. I go to the lab and hang out for a few minutes, give the gal my paper work and she tells me she'll let me get the urine sample first. I go in there and... nothing. I tell the gal I don't have to go and she gives me an (unpoened) bottle of water stashed in the breakroom fridge. I drink it, fill it drink it, fill it and drink it. Hang around for 15 minutes or so... nothing. I don't have to go. Sigh. So I make an appointment to come back tomorrow as they were peparing to shut down for the evening, I get home, step in my front door and guess what? I get the urge to pee!

Get a blog, dude.

Don't like my posts? Simple solution:

Don't read them.

I'm required to read them now.

I'm convinced that this is proof that God hates me and sabotages me throughout the day. I should start a thread about that.

 

[exodus]

Get a blog, dude.

Don't like my posts? Simple solution:

Don't read them.

I'm required to read them now.

I'm convinced that this is proof that God hates me and sabotages me throughout the day. I should start a thread about that.

To adlib Capt. Sisko: Makes you wish you had gone into botany, doesn't it?

 

[barnaclelapse]

Women might as well face it -- nearly every guy pees in the shower.

Both drains go to the same place, and if anything the one in the shower is dirtier down there since there is no sitting water in it.


Plus, you save a flush. Save a multiple times each month, over a year you save money and water.


I'm gonna pee in the shower tomorrow!

one could argue that you use more water while showering than flushing (obviously) but a shower is like a constant flush

in public showers like the aforementioned 'why emcee eh' () it's absolutely disgusting

In my own shower?

Absolutely.

Public shower?

No, no, no and no.

And no.