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Ever do it in the shower?

Well, has anyone done THAT in the shower?

I have. Sorta fun, kinda difficult, a little over rated and afterwards she wanted to really shower and I got bored after a while and left. I can only watch a woman wash her hair for so long.
 
I knew it was about time for another one of these threads. I should have added it to the calendar of events.

And, for the record, the answer is no. Peed in the shower that is. Sex in the shower? Hell yeah, plenty of times.
 
Well, has anyone done THAT in the shower?

I have. Sorta fun, kinda difficult, a little over rated and afterwards she wanted to really shower and I got bored after a while and left. I can only watch a woman wash her hair for so long.

I could've sworn you said you've never asked a woman out. Didn't you? Or am I confusing you with someone else?
 
Well, has anyone done THAT in the shower?

I have. Sorta fun, kinda difficult, a little over rated and afterwards she wanted to really shower and I got bored after a while and left. I can only watch a woman wash her hair for so long.

I could've sworn you said you've never asked a woman out. Didn't you? Or am I confusing you with someone else?

Technically I never have. That girl asked me out... well more accurately it sort of "happened." I visited her at school to fix her computer, she sat on my lap and started making out with me and boom by the end of the week we were dating.
 
Technically I never have. That girl asked me out... well more accurately it sort of "happened." I visited her at school to fix her computer, she sat on my lap and started making out with me and boom by the end of the week we were dating.

Oh, okay. Was she hot?
 
No, but I did know a guy who did number two in the shower. He was drunk and a moron.

Sex in the shower though, yes I have, but not as great as you might think. It is very sensual though. Water is not a lubricant...(this sounds like the beginning of a penthouse article, though a very lame one.)
 
I'm thinking Urine comes out with a pretty low bacteria and virus count (at least if the person isn't suffering from an infectious disease), but not completely bacteria free. Fortunately most people have enough of a immune system to deal with such low levels, since there are a few bacteria on nearly everything we touch or consume.

Think about it. Unless it was grown in a hothouse every bit of fresh produce we eat came from an open field with all sorts of insects, birds and other animals wandering around eating, eliminating and in the case of insects often getting "harvested" along with the produce. No amount of scrubbing is going to get all of that off, especially things like onions (even bulb style onions) lettuce, cabbage, and other greens (spinach cale etc)

After using the public restroom we're told to wash out hands. For most of our lives we finished that task by turning off the water with the same faucet handle we twisted before a drop of that nice clean water flushed the bacteria from our hands. Then there's the handle on the door leaving the restroom that has been handled by those people who didn't wash their hands (Architects: Why don't those doors swing outwards and why are many multi-stall restroom exits equipped with a latch?).

Most private bathroom have a toilet within a couple of feet of the shower. I usually use it immediately before taking a shower. Then I have a good opportunity to soap things down there down. It's wasteful to run the water while applying the soap and/or scrubbing (although that area only requires gentile cleaning).
 
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Women might as well face it -- nearly every guy pees in the shower.

Both drains go to the same place, and if anything the one in the shower is dirtier down there since there is no sitting water in it.


Plus, you save a flush. Save a multiple times each month, over a year you save money and water.


I'm gonna pee in the shower tomorrow!

Ive actually asked around about this and my un-scientific poll actually indicated that women are more likely to piss in the shower than men. Most guys I talked to about it found it absolutely gross while most chicks thought it was logical. The key difference being that as a guy you dont have to towel yourself off to go take a piss while alot of chicks felt as if they needed to towel off before sitting on the throne.

So there you have it :p
 
I'm thinking Urine comes out with a pretty low bacteria and virus count (at least if the person isn't suffering from an infectious disease), but not completely bacteria free. fortunately most people have enough of a immune system to deal with such low levels, since there are a few bacteria on nearly everything we touch or consume.

Think about it. Unless it was grown in a hothouse every bit of fresh produce we eat came from an open field with all sorts of insects, birds and other animals wandering around eating, eliminating and often getting "harvested" along with the produce. No amount of scubbing is going to get all of that off, especially things like onions (even bulb style onions) lettuce, cabbage, and other greens (spinach cale etc)

After using the public restroom we're told to wash out hands. For most of our lives we finished that task by turning off the water with the same faucet handle we twisted before a drop of that nice clean water flushed the bacteria from our hands. Then there's the handle on the door leaving the restroom that has been handled by those people who didn't wash their hands (Architects: Why don't those doors swing outwards and why are many restroom exits equipped with a latch?).

Most private bathroom have a toilet within a couple of feet of the shower. I usually use it immediately before taking a shower. Then I have a good oportunity to soap things down there down. It's wasteful to run the water while applying the soap and/or scrubbing (although that area only requires gentile cleaning).
 
(My showers last, normally, about 10-15 munutes.)

Is it shaving your legs or the chronic masturbation that causes you to need 15 minutes to take a shower? No wonder you need to take a leak!

I mean, I take the occasional long shower, but anything more than 5-7 minutes in the morning for a guy who isn't also shaving his face in the shower is taking too much friggin' time. :lol:
 
No, I do not pee in the shower and if my boyfriend does, I don't want to know! EWWWWWWWWWW
 
(Architects: Why don't those doors swing outwards and why are many multi-stall restroom exits equipped with a latch?).

I'm pretty sure it's against pretty much every fire code in the country to have a door open outwards since it would be possible to block the door, trapping people inside during a fire.
 
^The door out of my apartment opens outwards.

Also, I've 'done it' in the shower in both senses. I live alone. My shower, my rules. Now, if I anticipated someone else using it I'd clean it in any case.

RobertVA's points about a restroom set-up are well played-out in "The Aviator".
 
(Architects: Why don't those doors swing outwards and why are many multi-stall restroom exits equipped with a latch?).

I'm pretty sure it's against pretty much every fire code in the country to have a door open outwards since it would be possible to block the door, trapping people inside during a fire.
With the exception of a few entrances the exterior doors of commercial, office and industrial buildings open outwards. Even the automatically opening sliding doors have a pivot that allows them to be swung outwards. That principle is even used in northern climates where snow could potentially acumulate outside the emergency exits in the rear of places like discount department stores and movie theaters.

If someone's sick enough to block the exit from a occupied restroom, they are sick enough to pile enough material in front of the door to trap someone in even if the door swings into the room. The same goes for someone stupid or sick enough to stack things up near the restroom exit that could fall across the opening.

Of course government officials don't always use common sense when they create regulations and laws.
 
(My showers last, normally, about 10-15 munutes.)

Is it shaving your legs or the chronic masturbation that causes you to need 15 minutes to take a shower? No wonder you need to take a leak!

I mean, I take the occasional long shower, but anything more than 5-7 minutes in the morning for a guy who isn't also shaving his face in the shower is taking too much friggin' time. :lol:

I'm a guy and I average about 10-15 minutes too. And that's my average. My long showers can run 20-25 minutes. There's nothing better than a nice, hot shower in the morning.
 
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