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Ever do it in the shower?
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On rare occasions, yes. Nearly every man, woman and child has done so at least once in their lives. But making a habit of it? I'd rather not.
So get this for an ounce of irony.
I go to the bathroom and leave to go to a doctor's appointment. The doctor wants a urine smaple from me. Sigh. I go to the lab and hang out for a few minutes, give the gal my paper work and she tells me she'll let me get the urine sample first. I go in there and... nothing. I tell the gal I don't have to go and she gives me an (unpoened) bottle of water stashed in the breakroom fridge. I drink it, fill it drink it, fill it and drink it. Hang around for 15 minutes or so... nothing. I don't have to go. Sigh. So I make an appointment to come back tomorrow as they were peparing to shut down for the evening, I get home, step in my front door and guess what? I get the urge to pee!
Your bladder is a little shy.
I indeed, do, have a shy bladder.
No, I'm good, thanks.
Speak for yourself.
Waitress!!! Check, please!!!
I said "nearly". If you feel I was talking about you, apparently, you did pee in the shower one time, but are ashamed about it. But you really don't have to be, you know. Nearly everybody's done it some time.
No Flux is just mad you wasted it.I said "nearly". If you feel I was talking about you, apparently, you did pee in the shower one time, but are ashamed about it. But you really don't have to be, you know. Nearly everybody's done it some time.
He's a fan of the golden shower.
A few years ago, I came home from a bar and had to pee real bad. I ran into my house and as soon as I closed the front door and locked it, I pissed my pants. It was so disgusting. It went into my awesome high heel boots and all over the carpet by the door. I had no chance to hold it any longer or even stop it. It just kept flowing.
Worst night ever.
Worst night ever.
In the locker room before PE class in junior high, one of my classmates peed himself...even though the toilet was literally about 5 feet away. I'm pretty sure I was the only one who saw it happen, and I thought it was really fucked up.
Then when we got to class, my PE teacher asked him why he wasn't wearing his gym shorts, and he whispered the answer in her ear. That had to be real embarrassing.
Then when we got to class, my PE teacher asked him why he wasn't wearing his gym shorts, and he whispered the answer in her ear. That had to be real embarrassing.
hahaha!
At least the first guy was only about 5 feet away from a toilet. I had to either run to the bathroom in the kitchen or run up the stairs to the upper bathroom.
I would have failed either way.
I guess kinda related. Do people pee in a swimming pool? I don't. I worked at a pool store, so I know how bad it is for pools. Plus, it's fucking disgusting even if the chlorine will probably sanitize things.
My friend was sitting by the pool at her apartment and some kid pissed in it and the mother just removed him from the pool and walked away without telling anyone and other kids jumped in.
That's why I will never go to a public pool again. If I really want that experience, I'll just get in the bath and take care of business myself.
I've only once peed in the shower. I sprained one of the muscles in my groin area, which managed to cause incredible testicular pain. I was out of school for a week, and so much pain that I preferred not to move. So, when I did have to move, I made sure it was worth it. I was in the shower...the toilet is only 5 feet away...but at that point, I didn't care. I did make sure that I didn't hit the shower wall or anything though, nor any of the personal care items in the shower. Haven't done it since, and I really have no desire to. The toilet is so close that...honestly, the amount of water I'd drip to hop out of the shower and take a piss is negligible, and I can clean it up after the shower. Now, if I encountered a similar situation in the future, where it would be more convenient to let loose in the shower due to injury or whatnot, then, yes, I would without a second thought. But that first thought would be well thunk.
Okay, guys, that's a a little much. In fact, it's a lot much. Let's not go down this road. Thank you.No Flux is just mad you wasted it.I said "nearly". If you feel I was talking about you, apparently, you did pee in the shower one time, but are ashamed about it. But you really don't have to be, you know. Nearly everybody's done it some time.
He's a fan of the golden shower.
And yet people swim in the ocean and lakes....
Yeah, but you kind of expect that with the ocean. Hell, your technically in one gigantic toilet bowl.
This comment is close to warning territory. And it's not funny, despite the smiley.No Flux is just mad you wasted it.I said "nearly". If you feel I was talking about you, apparently, you did pee in the shower one time, but are ashamed about it. But you really don't have to be, you know. Nearly everybody's done it some time.
He's a fan of the golden shower.
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