Entertain me!

[Me-Ike]

I just had two wisdom teeth pulled. And they were stubborn little buggers! No, scratch that. They were stubborn big buggers who made sweet love to my upper jaw so that, right now, I'm looking at two teeth and a piece of my jaw. Buggers.

So now I am lying in my bed, not inclined to move beyond typing, seriously bored*, and with a clear entitlement of having the world revolve around me, me, me. Which leads me to all of you and the clear duty of the BBS to entertain me until I fall asleep. I am also slightly giggly from a serious amount of painkillers; that should make it a little easier for you.**

Start: NOW!


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* Lousy internet connection, no new movies or shows, no one around.

** But make no mistake! If I don't laugh, you're not funny! And if you're not funny, get out of my thread! The mods are my very personal friends*** and they will ban you!

*** Please play along, mods.

 

[SPOCKED]

Whiskey is everyone's friend

 

[Me-Ike]

I was told to not drink alcohol or coffee on the first day of the extraction.

Not that alcohol really makes boredom more interesting. Wait, are you trying to make me even more bored? I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but this is a conspiracy!

What are you after? My remaining sanity? My remaining teeth?

 

[Lindley]

http://www.sluggy.com/
http://xkcd.com/
http://redvsblue.com/archive/?sid=rvb

 

[Me-Ike]

^ I really like xkcd, Sluggy is unknown to me (will find out) and redvsblue is okay-ish.

Which is not a bad quota, at least two thirds will provide temporary entertainment.

Good start!

 

[Lindley]

You may be surprised how long those can last. RvB has 8 seasons now, and each one lasts at least 90 minutes----a few take closer to 150 minutes. Some of the stuff they've done in the most recent seasons has been phenomenal visually. Don't forget to look at the RT Shorts from the same guys, those are fun too. Sluggy has 14 years worth of archives; it can take a week to read the entire thing.

 

[Me-Ike]

Maybe, but the force of a short attention span annihilates years' worth of entertainment in mere seconds!

Being a diva who really feels entitled is a tough job.

To not sound quite as stuck up, I really have problems concentrating on one thing at the moment. Don't know, maybe it's the pain killers. But I think if diverse suggestions on how to kill time will continue to trickle in, I'll be quite entertained.

 

[Jadzia]

I just had two wisdom teeth pulled.

I've managed to damage one of my teeth too. Upper right back. One before wisdom tooth. I'm not quite sure when it happened or how, but I can feel there's a little bit missing from the cusp, and it wasn't like that yesterday.

 

[Me-Ike]

But you're not in pain right now, I take it?
From my (second hand) experience, being at home and in pain is the worst. When you finally get to the dentist, it's all sunshine from there. Pain killers hardly made me feel having teeth extracted (my OP may just have sounded a little more dramatic), so you should be fine as well.

 

[sojourner]

http://www.schlockmercenary.com/

comic has been going 10 years and like XKCD the guy knows his science!

 

[Merky]

I have a joke.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?







My ass.


nyaaaaaaaaaah


ha ha ha


im obviously not original. but i am suggesting you watch this movie.

 

[LitmusDragon]

/dance

/juggle

/prance

 

[Owain Taggart]

Oh, I don't envy you. When I got my three wisdom teeth pulled out, I had to go to the hospital to get it done, and a few days later, my mouth felt like it had razors inside as my bones came in to replace what was missing. Was annoying and hurt like a bitch. But otherwise, it wasn't as bad as what people made it out to be, and in fact I didn't take Advil unless I really felt like I needed it.

 

[M'Sharak]

New from Hyperbole and a Half:

Wild Animal (The Simple Dog Goes for a Joy Ride)

 

[Me-Ike]

http://www.schlockmercenary.com/

comic has been going 10 years and like XKCD the guy knows his science!

Ah, comics are always appreciated.
Although we could make that TrekBBS acting out the comics for me so that I don't have that tiresome task of reading anymore.

Chop! Chop!

I have a joke.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?







My ass.


nyaaaaaaaaaah


ha ha ha


im obviously not original. but i am suggesting you watch this movie.

Aha. Okay. Well. I am scratching my head in confusion. This is five seconds worth of entertainment, I guess.
You'll not be banned yet.

/dance

/juggle

/prance

I keep clicking the words, yet no video appears!
You're not trying to divert me from my unendurable pain with mere, words, are you?

Oh, I don't envy you. When I got my three wisdom teeth pulled out, I had to go to the hospital to get it done, and a few days later, my mouth felt like it had razors inside as my bones came in to replace what was missing. Was annoying and hurt like a bitch. But otherwise, it wasn't as bad as what people made it out to be, and in fact I didn't take Advil unless I really felt like I needed it.

No. Nononono. No. You're wrong. You don't remember correctly. The pulling of the teeth was the worst, hardly any pain after. Sunshine and happiness on the following days. Rainbows and bunnies. Right? Right?!

Seriously, though, I'm glad I could get it done at my dentist. I wanted as little fuss about this as possible. Hopefully the teeth being enarmoured to my jawbone was the biggest crisis in this.

ETA:

New from Hyperbole and a Half:

Wild Animal (The Simple Dog Goes for a Joy Ride)

Cool, don't know that one yet! Thanks!

 

[LitmusDragon]

I keep clicking the words, yet no video appears!
You're not trying to divert me from my unendurable pain with mere, words, are you?

You're supposed to use your drug-addled imagination!

 

[Rincewiend]

http://www.sinfest.net/

http://www.engrish.com/

http://rinkworks.com/

 

[lurok]

Had mine out recently so thought/hope this might amuse you First time ever I've been anaesthetized, and only memory I have is staring up at beautiful nurse asking me to count backwards, then waking up in hospital bed to feel like some mad dentist had been having his way while I'd been asleep...

 

[Me-Ike]

^ Thank you, but I'll actually have to check these out tomorrow. I'm reaaaally sleepy now.

You're supposed to use your drug-addled imagination!

I tried. But all I managed were stick figures. They weren't even moving. Have you ever seen a stick figure juggling nothing by not moving? It's depressing!

@ lurok

I hate you and will hunt you in my dreams tonight! After I had nightmares.

 

[Holdfast]

Which leads me to all of you and the clear duty of the BBS to entertain me until I fall asleep.

Read my blog (link in sig). I can't guarantee entertainment, but I can guarantee sleep.