Oh, I don't envy you. When I got my three wisdom teeth pulled out, I had to go to the hospital to get it done, and a few days later, my mouth felt like it had razors inside as my bones came in to replace what was missing. Was annoying and hurt like a bitch. But otherwise, it wasn't as bad as what people made it out to be, and in fact I didn't take Advil unless I really felt like I needed it.
No. Nononono. No. You're wrong. You don't remember correctly. The pulling of the teeth was the worst, hardly any pain after. Sunshine and happiness on the following days. Rainbows and bunnies. Right? Right?!
Well, I was out like a light when they pulled them. It was like I did some time-travelling. One second I had them, the next I didn't.
Still, having the bone come in doesn't happen to everybody, but if it does and you feel something sharp in your mouth, and you're wondering what the heck is going on, it would be that. It's what I was told when I called them when I was wondering what was going on. I recommend being gentle with your tongue when that happens, unless you like the feel of razor blades on it. Other than that, there was no real other pain.
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