Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

second even to argue about

 

how bad my farts smell!

 

However Andorians love my farts!

 

They come out blue, how

 

do you light 'em up?

 

A phase pistol can be

 

quite handy at times for

 

lighting farts, but you have

 

to set it on kill

 

and aim it just the

 

right way or you'll blow

 

your entire ass clean off!

 

Luckily it was done properly.

 

And many glorious farts were

 

had on Kronos when I

 

ate two plates of gagh

 

My farts blew K'empec away!

 

And the funniest thing was

 

it was heard all over

 

the Klingon homeworld! As far