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in the main cargo bay

 

if they would stop terrorizing

 

the crew. The nails agreed

 

on the condition that Archer

 

would force Phlox to allow

 

their friend's from Trip's feet

 

to come by and play

 

with some polish and glitter

 

so they could look fabulous.

 

With the toe nail crisis

 

temporarily averted, Archer decided to

 

scan the nearest planet for

 

a place that would be

 

suitable for Porthos to pee

 

without angering the local natives.

 

They searched desperately but Porthos

 

couldn't hold in his pee.

 

"Battle stations," called T'Pol, aware

 

of Porthos' imminent urination and

 

resulting smell would be too