Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

but were prevented from doing

 

the tango because local censors

 

had decided to alter the

 

'conditions of the test'. Archer

 

himself had once altered a

 

uniform that T'Pol wore to

 

include bunny foot slippers and

 

a quick access zipper that

 

allowed him to use his

 

imagination when he wanted to

 

invent new devices that could

 

enhance the pleasurable experiences of

 

eating cake while having sex.

 

Cakeless sex was boring and

 

often blamed for numerous things

 

that happened on Enterprise. Once,

 

Malcolm was eating some cake

 

but forgot to offer some

 

to Travis and Hoshi, so

 

the potential menage-a-trois went bust.