Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

His eye was glass! It

 

had been replaced years ago

 

after a freak accident where

 

a surgical knife had slipped

 

and jabbed him in his

 

sock where he kept it.

 

"It's really an odd story,"

 

"Testicles. That is all," he

 

said as he inspected his

 

bourbon supply, wisely locked up

 

in a compartment in his

 

secret storage compartment found deep

 

within his decoy storage compartment.

 

He once kept it inside

 

a bag of Pop Rocks

 

so large that it broke

 

wind in T'Pol's angora sweater.

 

It was the sweater that

 

Trip had given her after

 

they made out as a