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credit card several times trying

 

to buy the most up-to-date

 

version of "Words with Tellarites."

 

But he could find only

 

the most expensive copies costing

 

way more than he was

 

allowed to spend with his

 

regular allowance from Admiral Forrest.

 

Forrest punished him by placing

 

him in a soundproof chamber

 

filled with arachnids so no

 

other officers could hear him

 

scream from terror as the

 

spiders crawled onto his body

 

and attempted to mate with

 

each of his nostrils. He

 

screamed so much that his

 

capillaries in his eyes burst

 

causing him to look like

 

a zombie. Starfleet thought that