Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

T'pol died. The funeral was

 

only four minutes long and

 

they played the logical song

 

Vulcan guests reaffirmed their indifference.

 

Trip read poetry while nude.

 

With a big boner which

 

nearly convinced Malcolm to admit

 

that he, in fact, liked

 

the shape of Trip's modest

 

buttocks and the way they

 

flexed whenever he walked upstairs.

 

His buttocks had once saved

 

Travis from falling off a

 

jagged cliff on the planet

 

Dingus Prime after being chased

 

by crazed and horny Deltans

 

who thought that he was

 

a Sex God from Heaven

 

and there to seduce them.

 

Travis was excited about finally