Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

the time Mayweather tried to

 

create the largest wad of

 

Quintuple Bubble(tm) in recorded history

 

by chewing more than 3,000

 

pieces in 48 hours, stopping

 

only for water breaks. His

 

record was later broken by

 

Ensign Naymont from Starfleet Command,

 

a snotty brown-noser type

 

who once chewed over 6,000

 

hefty "Hubble Bubbles", a new

 

record that eclipsed that set

 

by Captain Archer himself. Twelve

 

years earlier Naymont had achieved

 

grape taffy and a stick

 

combination resulted in a very

 

sore and aggressive rash. It

 

proceeded to get redder and