Oh good, then it's not just me who thinks so.
ENT Caption Contest #84: Many Vanishing Returns
- Thread starter Skywalker
- Start date
Hoshi: "Now I'm starting to see why all the fans hate you so much."
ARCHER: Well, we could cut it off.
T'POL: True, but the hand would still be in the pipe.
HOSHI: He means the pipe, not my hand!
ARCHER: Uh, yeah...right. The pipe.
Good one!
Archer: "So, you're a xenolinguist, huh? I know what means. The study of alien languages. Morphology, phonology, syntax... It means you've got a talented tongue."
Quite fitting for Kirk's childhood hero, don't you think?Good one!
Archer: "So, you're a xenolinguist, huh? I know what means. The study of alien languages. Morphology, phonology, syntax... It means you've got a talented tongue."
Archer: "So, you're a xenolinguist, huh? I know what means. The study of alien languages. Morphology, phonology, syntax... It means you've got a talented tongue."
Archer (thinking) Pity you're not green.
Hoshi: Are you sure you want us to shoot your dead body into space in one of these?
Trip: Hell yeah. I want to confuse me some aliens.
Archer: Back home, I had not one but two chicks into me!
Hoshi: Earth?
Archer: "Well...I didn't say my home."
Archer: Back home, I had not one but two chicks into me!
Hoshi: Earth?
Hoshi: "Where else could they be from? Trip's had more luck with the female guest stars than you have."
Archer: "You know, I could always drop you off on that planet where you left the space slug."
Archer: "Well...I didn't say my home."
Archer: Back home, I had not one but two chicks into me!
Hoshi: Earth?
Hoshi: "Where else could they be from? Trip's had more luck with the female guest stars than you have."
Archer: "You know, I could always drop you off on that planet where you left the space slug."
Hoshi: "Well, I've heard, once you go invertebrate, you never go back."
Bakula: "Admit it. You thought you were going to be one of the 'Big Three' on the show, didn't you."
Park: "Admit it. You thought you were going to be a Kirk-like badass, didn't you."
Archer: "Well...I didn't say my home."
Archer: Back home, I had not one but two chicks into me!
Hoshi: Earth?
Hoshi: "Where else could they be from? Trip's had more luck with the female guest stars than you have."
Archer: "You know, I could always drop you off on that planet where you left the space slug."
Hoshi: "Well, I've heard, once you go invertebrate, you never go back."
Good ones, guys!
Guess what I had for breakfast. <farts>
Brushed three times and I'm still tasting sausage burrito.
Trip: "You shoulda been here earlier. T'Pol took a spin on this thing without wearing a bra!"
Hoshi: "You're a pig."
Hoshi: This is what we did with the last caption host who didn't post a new contest in a timely enough manner!
Archer: "You think you can scare me? Don't you know who you're talking to?"
HMNSHI! GNMMT MBLLS OTTFHH MFFFRFKKKK MFFFF!
Get your own balls out of your mouth, Commander.
- And then I asked the cop for her phone number.
Is that when she beat you with her nightstick?
Oh, have you heard this one before?
No.
"Yo ess-toy Poo-Tah!"
Now you know the traditional greeting of Mexican Diplomacy, Captain.
Tomorrow Japan?
Tomorrow Japan, O-Du-Shu-San.
