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Contest: ENTER ENT Caption Competition #112: Disquisition

Nebusj

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I'm not looking to alarm anyone. But I do wish to bring you, for Caption Competition #111, the winners!


Winning the 'Thinking Ahead' prize for the week:

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TRIP: This is gonna make a good picture for a Caption Contest!



Reminding us that Naming Planets is hard and serious business this week:

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Reed: There's only pigs on this planet? No wonder it's called Bacon IV.



Winning the 'This Is A Real Problem, Especially On The #16 Bus' award:

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TRIP: Nice manspread Cap'n.



The coveted 'Caption I Was Hoping Someone Would Submit' prize this week goes to:

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Who you gonna call?



The 'It's Really Harder Than You Think, And Yes It's Screwing Me Up In Pinball Selfie League Competition' award is:

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Looking into the mirror, Commander Tucker never quite figured out how to take a selfie.



And you did know it had to appear somewhere:

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Look, T'Pol's head!



The Photoshop Award for the Week --- with some strong competition for both picture and caption --- goes to a familiar hand:

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Guys, I don't think we're the hunters....



And now to new pictures. Some episodes are hard to select caption-worthy images from. Whatever the merits of the episode are, some screen grabs just don't suggest anything specific. Oh, you can make a funny joke about a two-shot of Archer and T'Pol looking off-screen, but you can put it under any picture of the two characters, or no picture at all. A really tough episode will have a long string of pictures that don't suggest anything.

``Acquisition'', though, that's different. I didn't appreciate it when I watched, but on going over the TrekCore screencaps I learned better. Pretty near every screen capture is a gem. I've managed to squeeze the targets down to ten and that was hard. Visually, this episode is a thing of beauty.

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Good luck and good captioning to you all!
 
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T'Pol: Admiral Fellini would like to have a word with you.


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Porthos: Can I bite this guy now?
 
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It was too obvious. Thanks! :)

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Going through customs be like...

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TUCKER: "Peekaboo!"
REED (lying on the floor after being startled OS): *groan* "My spine wants to kill you now."
 
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Trip McClane: These guys are mostly European judging by their clothing labels and... cigarettes. They're well-financed and very slick.
 
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Clint: My Brother is a major Actor/Director, I helped launch this franchise 40 years ago as an Iconic villain and now I'm Space Donald Trump holding a freaking Beagle.
 
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KREM: Oh...yeah....oo-mox baby.
T'POL: Actually I'm about to perform Tal Shaya. It will be quick and merciful.
KREM: Wait...what?
 
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Krem: I wonder why humons call us asshats...

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Alien: I don't get service in that room.

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Trip: Who forgot to put the seals on those doors?

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Trip: Either I can climb that ladder upside down, or I am on something.

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Alien: It's almost as bad as what that Talaxian made us the other day.

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Trip: Don't look at my bum! You cheeky bum looker.

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Alien: I think I know who farted.

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T'Pol: I am sorry but you are really too ugly.

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Alien: Next time I'll get my money upfront.


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Trip: Who put the dog in the dumpster?
 
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