DS9 Five world thingy...

[Thor Damar]

. But it was too late...

 

[JustKate]

another crisis erupted on DS9

(There. Fixed. And no alliterations.)

 

[Thor Damar]

for the Blind Idiot God

(let's see who gets the name right!)

 

[JustKate]

, known to some as Io,

(Clearly it was not me!)

 

[Vulcan Princess]

and to others merely as

 

[Thor Damar]

Azathoth: the terrible sultan (nice chap)

(oh and I just got your Discworld reference JK)

 

[JustKate]

...well, OK, not that nice...

(Clash of the fictional worlds, I guess.)

 

[Thor Damar]

appeared in the minds of all

(clash of the fictional worlds eh? That's a great alternative title for this thread!)

 

[JustKate]

the Ferengi in the cast

(You know, it would work pretty well, wouldn't it? So would When Fictional Worlds Collide.)

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

and cunningly convinced them to

 

[Vulcan Princess]

give their profits to the

 

[RobertScorpio]

Federation's soccer team.

 

[Daneel]

The team's captain, former admiral

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

Sulu, now 300 years old

 

[JustKate]

but still pretty darn spry

 

[Daneel]

, said, "Oh my!" upon seeing

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

gold-pressed latinum stacked high

 

[Daneel]

in front of him. "These

 

[RobertScorpio]

bricks of fortune can do

 

[Deranged Nasat]

wonders! Why, even now I

(I vote for either Damar, Madness and Eldritch Abominations or Bad Kanar and Purple for the title. The first sums up the tale and its contents quite nicely, while the second is the only possible explanation.)