DS9 Five world thingy...

[Zulu Romeo]

to massage Ezri's very shapely

(Are you telling me it's degenerated even MORE? Oh, no it hasn't, thank goodness - no necrophilia or cannibalism, so things are lookin' up! )

(Must you taunt someone who is named Zion? Next we'll be seeing cannibalistic necrophiliacs, or necropheliac cannibals, and I don't know which would be worse! )

(Must I? No. But it's kind of fun...right up until the moment when we have cannibalistisic necrophiliacs, et. al. Although come to think of it, I think we already have. Jeez.)

(My work here is done. )

 

[JustKate]

feet, because those boots hurt

(Fibber! )

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

. Confused, Jake left to go

 

[Zulu Romeo]

out of Airlock 3, because

(A challenge! )

 

[Deranged Nasat]

the wormhole called to him

 

[Zulu Romeo]

and said "Dammit, Billy, come

 

[RobertScorpio]

or Billy go. Where's billy?"

 

[Deranged Nasat]

In reply, Jake sang a

 

[Zulu Romeo]

traditional Tellarite sea shanty called


(This thread needs MORE shameless rubbing-up of stomachs. )

 

[Vulcan Princess]

"The Traditional Tellarite Sea Song"

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"Awful!" barked the Wormhole angrily,

 

[Thor Damar]

"just for that I'll destroy

 

[Zulu Romeo]

you!" "Hah!" snorted young Jake,

 

[Crimea River]

turning into a Cardassian, and

 

[Zulu Romeo]

starting stomach-rubbing yet again.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

"You're the undercover Cardassian Stomach-rubber

 

[Crimea River]

coffee drinker who sleeps on

 

[RobertScorpio]

nails, and massages snakes too."

 

[Deranged Nasat]

? screeched Garak, totally dumbfounded at

 

[Crimea River]

"Jake's" weirdness. O'Brien walked in,