DS9 Five world thingy...

[RobertScorpio]

if their hands are made

 

[Daneel]

weak, who to turn to

 

[PSGarak]

in this time of bizarre

 

[Deranged Nasat]

singing and urinating?" "I propose

(Wow, this stuff has been hilarious! Fantastic work, everyone! )

 

[Zulu Romeo]

rubbing our stomachs up everywhere,

(If you're immune, how come that's the first thing that came to your admittedly devious mind, hmmmmmmm?)

(76th Rule of Acquisition, JustKate. That, and a need to prolong your torture a little longer. )

 

[Thor Damar]

and farting in the general direction of

(My hat is off to you guys, this is so wonderfully crude, disturbing and funny!)

 

[Deranged Nasat]

the Andorian nuns". Aghast at

 

[Crimea River]

this revelation, the Prophets decided

(Yes. This thread is full of epic lulz XDDDDDDDDDDDDD)

 

[Deranged Nasat]

to enforce the Decency Act

 

[PSGarak]

first initiated circa 2220 where

 

[JustKate]

(Are you telling me it's degenerated even MORE? Oh, no it hasn't, thank goodness - no necrophilia or cannibalism, so things are lookin' up! )

 

[PSGarak]

(Are you telling me it's degenerated even MORE? Oh, no it hasn't, thank goodness - no necrophilia or cannibalism, so things are lookin' up! )

(Must you taunt someone who is named Zion? Next we'll be seeing cannibalistic necrophiliacs, or necropheliac cannibals, and I don't know which would be worse! )

 

[JustKate]

dogs and cats, living together

(My apologies in advance if I screw stuff up - I'm at home today and my Internet connection is much, much, much slower here, alas. That T3 line at work has me spoiled rotten.)

 

[PSGarak]

, caused such outrage that nobody

 

[JustKate]

dared own a pet goldfish

(Must you taunt someone who is named Zion? Next we'll be seeing cannibalistic necrophiliacs, or necropheliac cannibals, and I don't know which would be worse! )

(Must I? No. But it's kind of fun...right up until the moment when we have cannibalistisic necrophiliacs, et. al. Although come to think of it, I think we already have. Jeez.)

 

[PSGarak]

or a rat. "Is it

(You may be right. )

 

[Thor Damar]

right that we should fear

 

[JustKate]

degeneracy?" "Yep," the Prophets intoned

(Yeah, I'm afraid so. That Dukat-Jadzia thing...euw. lalalalalala I can't hear anything lalalalala my fingers are in my ears lalalalala...)

 

[Thor Damar]

with great and moving solemnity.

 

[JustKate]

"You've been bad," they added.