DS9 Five world thingy...

[PSGarak]

and "jackanapes". Who can forget

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"lolcats", "boobies" and "stomach-rubbing"...

 

[PSGarak]

or "fashionista" and the ever

 

[Zulu Romeo]

living "MUMM-RA!" But anyway,

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

Molly, still in charge, decreed

 

[Vulcan Princess]

that the story should continue

 

[Zulu Romeo]

in its present form, and

 

[Crimea River]

Garak farted on Bashir, who

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

squealed in delight and promised

 

[Daneel]

the tailor an extra helping

 

[PSGarak]

of analgesics for his pain.

 

[Daneel]

"You know, we're still clones

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

of that bloody Thot Mog,"

 

[Vulcan Princess]

the Thot Mog clones said

 

[Daneel]

in unison. "Can't we fix

 

[Vulcan Princess]

that?" Q snapped his fingers

 

[PSGarak]

and said Puckishly, "Not yet."

 

[Daneel]

"Why not?!" Sisko demanded. "Because

 

[Vulcan Princess]

I said so." The Prophets

 

[Crimea River]

turned them all into Cardassians,

(XD This is the only place I can share this disaster of boredom + Wacky Web Tales, so I will:

Summer vacation is almost over! That means I have to start catching up on my summer reading list. This year Mrs. O'Brien gave us a really long list. We have to read 666 books. I know I should have started sooner, but I've been having too much fun swimming and water-pooping at Bashir Lake.

So far, my favorite book is “Odo Potter and the Chamber of Cardassians.” Odo Potter goes to a school called Tribblewarts. Instead of learning math and social studies, the students learn things like how to turn waffles into pancakes. And instead of getting letters through the mail, the students get their mail by pterodactyl post.

Odo Potter's worst enemy is a(n) repulsive wizard named Lord Voldefart. Odo gets help from Kira Granger and Quark Weasley, who has bright purple hair. The three friends count on Professor Dumbledore and Professor Garak, who teaches History.

In “Odo Potter and the Chamber of Cardassians,” Odo has to fight an evil plot by Lord Voldefart. But if you want to know what happens, you should read the book. Then you'll want to read the sequel, “Odo Potter and the Prisoner of Deep Space Nine, Bajoran System!”

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