DS9 Caption That # "Tribble Me This"

[Judas Ascendant]

The pics for the new round

Extra credit

 

[Michael]

^ What's up with the aspect ratio of these?

 

[Rat Boy]

Darvin: "Humans! Oh, thank Kahless...I mean God, yes God!"

A split second later, he broke his elbow against Worf's "hard as neutronium" abs.

O'Brien: "Do they have to keep it so bright in here? I'm going to get a sunburn."

O'Brien: "Don't you know anything about history? That's clearly Amy Winehouse."

"Oh, so you find the credenza more entertaining than the secret door behind the bookcase. I can't win."

 

[Triskelion]

Me...and my shaaaadow...strollin' down the avenue -
Puttin on the riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitz!

Doctor McCoy's hidden camera Freudian profiling was only the tip of the iceberg of professional abuses onboard Kirk's notorious "Enterprise".

 

[Triskelion]

Hair gel...you say?

 

[CaptainJon]

"I could eat a hamburger this big!"

"Judo-chop-stomach...ow..."

"These things really are bigger than ours."

Ahh...23rd century cleavage!

 

[Kirby]

24th Century Family Feud

"Let's play the Feud!"

"... And if 'self sealing stem bolt' is on the board you win the money! Survey says..."

Bashir: "I don't know Chief, maybe we should have said Yamok sauce."

 

[Rat Boy]

O'Brien: "Wow. Who knew Spock was such a player?"

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Darvin: "Mwa-ha-ha! They may have foiled me this time, but that prune-drinking oaf will never catch me. Off I go--OOF! Ah, poop."

Bashir: "So, ah, Funny story. I met Grandpa Whatley and boy was he pissed!"

"Oh my God! There are Trekkies staring at us... Just like the last time that Judas Ascendant posted this picture and AdmiralGarak won the contest by making this joke."

 

[Triskelion]

Meany: Sears fall catalog, 1982. Pleather Biker Jacket.
Siddig: LL Bean Christmas catalog 1979. Boys briefs.
Meany: Ready?
Siddig: STRIKE YOUR POSE!

 

[Michael]

Bashir: "Oh boy, we're trapped in a slowly loading, horizontally squeezed PNG file with a green pixel line on the right!"

 

[Nebusj]

``We did save him, but unfortunately, he now believes he's Estelle Getty.''
``Picture it! K-7! Stardate 4523.3.''

Worf refuses to participate in the hot new fad of Invisible Golfing.

``Chief, this is amazing -- incredible -- do you realize these people go their entire lives being able to see their hands in front of their faces? When we get back to Deep Space Nine we have to put these ... lights, did you call them? ... in everywhere!''
``Shut up.''

``All right ... don't panic ... don't make any sudden moves ... they'll remember the soft focus and the rear lighting soon enough ... don't panic ...''

``You sleep on a ten-by-ten foot bed of tribbles?''
``It's much more fun than the pen of plastic balls.''

 

[CaptainJon]

"Don't look at her boobs...don't look at her boobs..."

"I'm looking at her boobs, Miles!"

 

[NAHTMMM]

"Does this aspect ratio make me look fat?"

"Uhhh . . ."

"Why are there tap-dancing tribbles in my apartment?!"

"Actually, they disco. Don't ask."

 

[Velocity]

What a crappy day THIS has been. First, assigned to dustbuster the turbolifts and NOW my living bra has died.

 

[Michael]

O'Brien: What do you mean DS9 was no widescreen program?

 

[Nerys Myk]

What do you mean we're out of DECAF!!!!???

Darvin: Damn right I'm a Klingon!! And not one of those turtle-headed, honor spouting, pea brained.... there's one right behind me isn't there?

Bashir: I'm just saying its an odd place to find a pair of panties.

Ok. I've retraced my steps. I was in the corridor. I got on the turbolift. Ran into Captain Kirk...those panties have to be somewhere!

 

[Defcon]

Bashir(thinking): I will not stare at her breasts. I will not stare at her breasts. I will not stare at her breasts.

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Jim was right, she does have a nice rack

 

[Rat Boy]

Bashir: "Hey! Unhand my supposed great-grandmother's left boobie!"