DS9 Caption That # "The Search... for Captions"

[Rat Boy]

Adam Baldwin: "Yeah, I should've warned you. That's the feeling you get when you're dealing with Fox through Joss."

 

[Skywalker]

Hamilton: "Alright, fine, you win." *zips back up*

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Sisko's latest kidney stone become an item of worship for solids and shape-shifters alike.

 

[cooleddie74]

"All that rocksalt on the Promenade...and there's STILL ice and snow left?!"

 

[John Picard]

Where will you be when your diarrhea returns?

 

[cooleddie74]

BUFFY: THE CUE CARD AND BAD ACTING SLAYER

 

[cooleddie74]

"Look, Nerys!

I found an ancient fossil of a prehistoric shapeshif...


NO. Wait. Never mind.

This is just the Female Changeling imitating a crack rock."

 

[Rat Boy]

Adam Baldwin: "Oh, quit your complaining. You managed to get on more Whedon spinoffs than I did."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Female Shapeshifter: Odo, I know you've been wanting to plow Major Kira for years now, but come on, you mean to tell me you're going to pass a hot steamy night with THIS hot body on the off chance you MIGHT get to cop a feel on her ass? Pfft! Suit yourself!

 

[Rat Boy]

Female Shapeshifter: "Don't look at me like that. We're only doing these shitty faces because of you!"

 

[Supernuke]

Baldwin: Wait just a minute! I have to star in how many more canceled series?

 

[Judas Ascendant]

The winners this round

Founder: "And don't shapeshift into rocks. The last time I became an asteroid, I ended up marrying this lazy oaf."

"... and this is your cousin Morty, he got... stuck. We use him as a paperweight now."

Ready to get freaky with a stone cold latex spill?

The prize

The George Foreman Mek'Leth:
Now you can take your food up a notch, or take your critics down a peg