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Odo: "Why the heck do you look like my incompetent version of a humanoid? You do realize that this is going to go down in history as a major fubar of the show for centuries to come, right?!"
Female Founder: "Berman insisted. He said it would be 'A Valentine to the Fans.' "
Female Founder: "He just got out of surgery for a tumor. They found this growing inside his head."
Odo: "Ahhhhhhh! Things are finally starting to make sense!"
Founder: "Some people use telescopes, starships, and computers to explore the universe. We randomly shoot hundreds of babies out into the cold, lonely depths of space and wait for the three or four who survive to come home. Don't judge us!"
Founder: "And don't shapeshift into rocks. The last time I became an asteroid, I ended up marrying this lazy oaf."
Odo: "Heh, heh. Just wait till Quark gets a load of THIS spitball!"
Jem'Hadar: "You! Sadie Hawkins dance! Wednesday! Bring a pink corsage!"
Adam Baldwin: "Vacant, clueless stare? Check! Wide, round mouth open at all times? Check! You're all set to guest star on Torchwood!"
Ready to get freaky with a stone cold latex spill?
Odo, to truly understand what it means to be a shapeshifter, you have to first develop your personality by being a rock for a year.
I couldn't hope to match this kind of charm.
Jem'Hadar (whispering): I have to pretend to take offense, because sometimes a rock will catch me slagging off and write me up. Sorry, old chap.
Bashir: Not at all, old bean, carry on.
Jem'Hadar: I will smash your head in with one of these magnificent rocks!
Bashir: No! Not that! Anything but the rock!
Well as the only studio suit in the room I say the rock stays in. Objections?
Yeah -
You're fired.