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DS9 Caption That # "The Fruit of Their Loins"
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Visitor: "Wait a minute. Wasn't Farrell the one who was supposed to kiss another woman?"
Zial: "I may be only half Cardassian, but you can still use my forehead spoon to measure teaspoons for cooking."
Worf: "That.... was a sloppy circumcision."
Worf: "I feel.... uncomfortable. With his one eye, he always appears to be winking at me."
Kira: "Hey, I'm not falling for your 'My species is cold-blooded and I need to press against your body for warmth' excuse a third time, kid."
Martok: "You realize she only married you because Morn rejected her, right?"
KIRA: Is that Quark with a holocamera?
ZIAL: They're real and they're spectacular
WORF: Hold on, there's been a mix up. Rabbi Gornstein is supposed to do the bris.
WORF: I see your point... I mean it's something I can look into...er....you're a man of singular vision.....crap.
Kira: "Sorry Ziyal, the only woman I'll French kiss is myself, wearing tight leather, carrying a whip, playful, vindictive, sexy...
...
What were you saying?"
Ziyal: "I was just saying goodbye."
Kira: "Okay, okay. Stop blowing now, you're breath is minty fresh, I believe you."
Martok: "Where's your sense of humour Worf?"
Worf: "My sense of humour is just fine, but a 500 year old ceremonial dagger should not be used to spread raspberry jam on toast. What would Kahless say?"
Kahless: "What do you call this? This toast has been buttered with a pathetic human butter knife. Heads will roll."
Martok: "I told you so."
Kahless: "Stupid clone."
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Kira: "Why's Dukat winking at us?"
Kira: "Is it...a fish?"
Dukat: "Time's up! You lose."
Zyal: "You've been saying 'fish' five hundred freaking times! What makes you think it'd be a fish if you kept asking me over and over again. IDIOT!"
Worf: "No, no; the bad guys are supposed to kill the redshirts."
Klingon: "Oh, sorry."
Worf: "Do not worry. It took me a long time to realize that, as well."
Martok: "Crop-dusting is dishonorable."
What, Antos? It's just a little spooning.
Sorry about your turtleneck sweater.
Worf: I am here for the Mek'Frech. You may begin the ritual bloodletting.
Martok: Have a seat, I'll be with you as soon as I finish Gowron's perm.
Worf: It is a good day to dye.
Worf: If you were any other man I would kill you where -
Martok: Yes yes, but it's just Domino's had a coupon.
Worf: That delivery boy's pants better be hiked up over the boxers or I will drag his bloody carcass to Stovokor!
Martok: Right...listen, I didn't get your half sausage half gagh. It's just off-putting.
Kira: "Why's Dukat winking at us?"
DING DING DING DING!
WE HAVE A WINNER!!!
The sad part is, though...Dukat was such a sleaze I can actually imagine that happening...
Worf: If you were any other man I would kill you where -
Martok: Yes yes, but it's just Domino's had a coupon.
Worf: That delivery boy's pants better be hiked up over the boxers or I will drag his bloody carcass to Stovokor!
Martok: Right...listen, I didn't get your half sausage half gagh. It's just off-putting.
The bit about the delivery guy...can I get an AMEN?
Kira: "Ziyal I- feel the sudden urge to... pauserandomly.... in the middle of dialogue."
Ziyal: "What is kiss?"
Kira: "Wait, so if you Cardassians are cold blooded, then-"
Ziyal: "Yyep, they're implants. The men get em too."
Worf: "Hey Damar. Nice tits."
Martok: *Snicker*
Worf: "Not so rough, stud."
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Kira "They're coming. run."
Ziyal: "No. I won't leave you."
Ziyal: "You will always be in my hearts."
Kira: "Hearts? you have more than one?"
Ziyal: "Yes. Would you like to know what else I have that you don't?"
Worf: "If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times...no killing on duty."
Martok: "I wish I knew how to quit you."
Worf: "I am...Uncomfortable."
"That's it, put on a red shirt. I'm about to go TOS on your ass."
Kira: "Oh! Odo! I was just taking Ziyal to the ahh- Celestial Temple to show her my Bajoran Orbs."
Kira: Red Rover, Red Rover, send Dukat right over - I'm sorry Ziyal, we need more people.
Did you think we wouldn't notice the pudding skin?
Worf: "But sir, it slices. It dices.... It'll cut a cow in half!"
Martok: "A what? Besides, Ginsu sounds like a Romulan name!"
Nana Visitor was very fussy about the blocking her scenes; it was written into her contract that at least once per episode a shot had to include both her best side and her ass.
The script called for her to be so overcome with lust with Kira that she couldn't help herself, but to help keep the show within the bounds of decency the director kept the camera firmly above her waist.
Worf: That wasn't very knife - I mean nice.
"I really like your sash."
"Is he talking to me?"
I have that exact same shirt, only in red. Small world huh?
Alpha Sayeeeeed!
Worf! Come over here!
I'm standing right here, General.
Damn it!
Dax: So that's why I heard washboard music coming from your quarters last night.
General...The House of Martok has emerged victorious from the annual Station Fair cake decorating contest. Honor has been preserved another year.
I warned you Granny Applebaum! Pahtk!
Worf: "Has that two-meter tall rabbit always been standing in that corner?"
Martok: "What rabbit?"
Worf: "General, that is not the honorable way to win the caption contest!"
Martok:"Worf, did you read RATBOY's entry? No one else would have had a chance otherwise!"
Ziyal: "Then if you cup them like this, give a little pinch and blow the nip.."
Kira: "A-HEM. I KNOW how they work."
Worf: "No sir, it was not me. I believe it was the targ."
Martok: "Would it kill ya to own up to it just once?"
Kira: "Don't take it personally Odo. We just need a little girl on girl......er.....I mean girl time."
Worf: "For the last time, put the blade down or I shall proceed to bitch slap your dishonorable ass and make you cry like a little girl."
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