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DS9 Caption That # "The Found & The Captioned"

Judas Ascendant

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The pics for the new round


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Jake: "Hi, I'm Jake, you must be Melony..."
Girl: "No it's not my name, I'm..."
Jake: "Sorry, I made a bit of a boob. Let's make a clean breast of it..."


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Jake pained: "Can you pull your fingernails out of my scrotum?"
Girl: "Can you pull your gaze away from my tits?"

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Jake: "Oh God! I can't choose!"



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Bashir: "The good news is that I've reattached your son's genitals. The bad news that I've been unable to extract him from the Dabo Girl's cleavage."

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The real reason why bees are vanishing. Undercover assassins.
 
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Jake: I can do you a BIG favor! I can catch them when they fall out.
Girl: Thanks, a girl needs support.



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Jake: Any minute now...I'm ready...any minute now...getting in position...




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Bashir: You wouldn't believe Jake's skill! He'll make a great catcher for our next baseball...maybe softball....game.

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The Teletubbies' nemesis decided to play hardball in the ratings war.
 
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Jake: "I like you for your... uh... minds."
Girl: "Great! I like you for your... uh... body."
Jake: "Great! Wait... what?"


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Jake: "To tell you the truth, I'm a fictional character on a TV-PG rated show. I don't actually know how what sex is."
Girl: "Oh no! Me neither!"
Jake: "My dad muttered something about 'putting a hat on' if I ever had it, so maybe it involves pressing our foreheads together?"


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If this screen capture was in HD, you would be able to see the obscene gesture Dax is making.


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Man: "Buzz off, lady!"
 
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"Oh snap...just when I thought that $120 for the complete series 'official' DS9 Asian boxset was a good deal!"
 
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Benjamin Sisko didn't know whether to be proud or jealous of his son.

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Mardah: "I'll let you in on a secret. They're real, and they're spectacular."

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Henchman 21: "I'm practicing my James Bond poses."

Henchman 24: "With a purple squirt gun?"
 
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Jake: "So basically this show is PG rated so were gonna imply I'm fuckin you workout actually saying it, you cool with that?"

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Girl: "Oh thats so naughty...I love it"
Jake: "ha ha...seriously though we have to do it in the holosuite not at my place...my dad would go nuts and hes the emmisary so he could ask the prophets to bust you down to a b cup"
 
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She knew her eyes were up there, but she didn't mind.

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Mardah: "You do realize you're practically eating out of my hands?"

Jake: "I rather eat off of something else, if you know what I mean."

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Henchman 24: "Mind explaining why the Monarch found naked pictures of Dr. Girlfriend in my locker?"
 
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Onaya: Sunny side up or over easy?
Jake: I'm a vegetarian.


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Onaya: I'd like to make you breakfast.
Jake: Are you crazy? It's ten pm at night!


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Onaya: You want to come back to my place for some coffee?
Jake: No, coffee makes me stay awake all night.


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Onaya: Would you like to go to bed with me now?
Jake: But I'm not tired.

Meanwhile, in Jake's brain:

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Birds. Ha.
 
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Henchman 21: "Why did you wear the seat belt? Why?!"*

* = sadly, right now I'm wearing the Henchman 24 memorial T-shirt.
 
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Jake: "I want to share an old earth custom with you called, "Motorboat".


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Jake: "No *laughs*, you don't lean forward. I do *laughs*"

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Bashir: It seems that Jake has a slight neck sprain, but his explanation of it while happening playing Damjat doesn't make sense."
 
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Dax immediately called for a beam-out when Bashir launched into another one of his tales of romantic conquests.
 
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Mardah: "Hi, I'm Mardah!"

Jake: "And I've never been happier that most species in the galaxy were seeded by the same ancestors!"
 
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Jake: "Sorry. I could never tell when one of those Ferengi are putting their faces into a dabo girl's cleavage".
 
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Wow Nice tits, are you related to CHER?



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Woman: PSSST Confidentially, I am REALLY A MAN!

MAN: Oh my god that is just sthilly!


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I now pronounce you...


Sisko: That's not funny.



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Fans of the SNL cast of 78, the current members just cannot quite get the effect that ellot gould and Jim Blushi had started for the Killer BEES Sketch.
 
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