DS9 Caption That # "Shoal, Patrol, & Caption"

[Triskelion]

At least you're not all hopped up on goofballs like the Vulcans.

Bashir: TWEET! Wet Trills smell like the inside of a gym shoe - doused in cheap perfume!
Dax: Hey! I'm not wet.

Remata'Klan: Do you ever get that...not so fresh feeling?

Sisko: Do NOT sass the Sisko!

 

[Mistral]

Vorta: "It's just string cheese but, y'know, anyway we can help! Be careful of the maggots."

 

[JB2005]

bitch better not be disrespecting the sisko...

 

[Thor Damar]

"I'm the Sisko and I endorse this kickass thread, Mofo!"

 

[JB2005]

The Sisko wants you to post more Captions

I wish I knew how to quit you...

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"Pokemon isn't Jamaican for poke a man. Idiot!"

 

[Judas Ascendant]

The winners for this round

Jem'Hedar: "Last time I pulled a finger I had to Kill three men for passing out, then Sisko got away..I will not fall for that again."

Bashir: "Wait a minute! I'm not picking up any life forms! That must mean...we're dead!"

O'Brien: "Try turning the damn thing on, Julian."

JEM'HADAR: "Awesome. Now if we could just find a hooker so that we could sniff it off her ass, we'd have a party!"

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The prize

The first issues of Malibu's DS9, with a DC comics crossover: Quark gets his hands on Batman's utility belt and hilarity ensues.

This comic also features the critically acclaimed short story "Have You Seen My Targ?".

You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll scratch your head in befuddlement.