EZRI:"Just don't look at the back of his glitter shorts, Worf, and you'll be alright."
DS9 Caption That # "Save Me"
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EZRI:"Just don't look at the back of his glitter shorts, Worf, and you'll be alright."
No, according to this map I-95 is still an hour up the road.
Worf: Cardie Wonka will never trust us now.
Ezri: Quiet, the Ferengi are singing.
Boobies!
Jake: Dad, there's something you should know. It turns out the wormhole was really an A hole. That's why the Prophets chose you as their Emissary.
Ben: I have to admit, it makes sense.
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"I warned her not to smoke the one in the neon yellow wrapping paper!"
WORF:"What NOW?"
EZRI:"Spitting contest?"
"Wow. It just hit me how much this movie SUCKS."
"Don't worry about me, Dad.
In five minutes I'll be looking a lot worse."
"This will not only alleviate her skin condition and coloring, but BAKE the shit out of her.
I hope she's not planning on being busy for about a week!"
"OH.
Sorry, madam...Mister.
I'm sorry I interrupted your sleazy little sex-swing thing there!"
(*Whistles as slowly closes the door*)
Bashir: "It's worse than I thought. I'm detecting residual traces of Head-On."
Man: "You don't mean...?"
Bashir: "Yes. I'm afraid she applied it directly to her forehead."
Man: "Applied it directly to her forehead?"
Bashir: "Applied it directly to her forehead."
Worf: "It's so nice of Damar to throw us this surprise anniversary party. It's just like our honeymoon!"
With appologies to Futurama:
Jake: "Incidentally, dad, you might want to look up a condition called wandering bladder."
Sisko: "Why?"
Jake: "Ohhh, no reason."
JULIAN:"It's much worse than I feared.
She ate a Hot Pocket. There's nothing I can do for her!"
EZRI:"Look on the bright side, Worf.
You get to see how my boobs look hanging upside down."
BENJAMIN:"You have your grandfather's eyes.
And your great-grandmother's jowls."
EZRI:"Look on the bright side, Worf.
You get to see how my boobs look hanging upside down."
WORF: "You have boobs?"
EZRI:"...Oh, shut UP.
For the record, Jadzia thought you tasted funny."
TROJANS
Because THIS...should never happen to anyone. In ANY quadrant.(TM)
Jake: "I'm coming, Elizabeth!"
Man: "Is there anything you can do for her?"
Bashir: "Plenty, but we're trying to keep this episode rated TV-14."
Worf: "Use the Force? That's how you're going to get us out of here?"
Worf: "By Kahless, have these Breen no honor?"
It seemed like such a simple idea; tie a rope around the grandfather clock and simply lower it out the window to the ground floor. Unfortunately, he tied the other end of the rope to himself.
"Whatever you do, Dad...don't let Julio and Aunt Esther come over until AFTER I'm dead and buried."
MAN:"Is there anything you can do to save her, Doctor?"
JULIAN:"No. Sorry.
But this will keep her body limp and supple for what I have to do after she passes."
Ben: Jake, what happened... you got--
Jake: Turned into Tony Todd in old-age make-up, I know. Fuckin' transporter accidents.
"Here, Dad...
it's the handwritten first draft of my last novel.
I called it...SHUT THE HELL UP AND BAKE ME A ROKEG BLOOD PIE, BITCH."
JULIAN:"This will keep her sedated until I can get her naked."
The winners for this round.
The prize
A Jem'Hadar energy rifle-thingy.
Victory is life and now feels good in your hands....
Bashir: "It's worse than I thought. I'm detecting residual traces of Head-On."
Man: "You don't mean...?"
Bashir: "Yes. I'm afraid she applied it directly to her forehead."
Man: "Applied it directly to her forehead?"
Bashir: "Applied it directly to her forehead."
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Jake "Sanford" Sisko: "I left you out of my will, DUMMY!"
Dax: Worf, I think we set up these Betazoid sex swings the wrong way.
Worf: I am NOT a merry man!
No, according to this map I-95 is still an hour up the road.
OLD JAKE:"It was either finish my last novel...or become a decrepit old blues singer nicknamed 'Jelly Roll.' I didn't have many options left."
The prize
A Jem'Hadar energy rifle-thingy.
Victory is life and now feels good in your hands....
The winners for this round.
Jake "Sanford" Sisko: "I left you out of my will, DUMMY!"
The prize
A Jem'Hadar energy rifle-thingy.
Victory is life and now feels good in your hands....
Cool!
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