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DS9 Caption That # "Save Me"
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Bashir: "Somehow, I don't think aloe is going to be sufficient, but thanks for the suggestion."
Worf: "You know, Jadzia used to shave her pits. That worked for me."
Even in the future, the best way to avoid Jehovah's Witnesses is to simply pretend you're not home.
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JULIAN:"Just as I suspected.
It's Convenient Plot Device Syndrome...and it's becoming a pandemic."
EZRI:"Convenient Klingon callisthenics program my 300-year-old ASS."
OLD JAKE:"It was either finish my last novel...or become a decrepit old blues singer nicknamed 'Jelly Roll.' I didn't have many options left."
"The Theodore Bikel Lookalike Contest trophy is as good as MINE..."
JULIAN:"Just as I suspected.
It's Convenient Plot Device Syndrome...and it's becoming a pandemic."
EZRI:"Convenient Klingon callisthenics program my 300-year-old ASS."
OLD JAKE:"It was either finish my last novel...or become a decrepit old blues singer nicknamed 'Jelly Roll.' I didn't have many options left."
"The Theodore Bikel Lookalike Contest trophy is as good as MINE..."
Bashir: Shouldn't you be threatening Superman or something instead of scowling over my shoulder?
JULIAN:"Get her confined to a hut immediately...it looks like the Rockin' Pneumonia.
If it mutates into the Boogie Woogie Blues, we're ALL doomed."
WORF:"Well...you have to admit...
Jadzia would have loved being upside down being flogged."
"I hope you like it, Dad. I just finished it three days ago.
I call it REQUIEM FOR A HORNY TRILL."
Bashir: "What was it we had for dinner tonight?"
Man: "Well, we had a choice of steak or fish."
Bashir: "Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna."
Ezri Dax: "Always thinking with your stomach, Worf."
Worf: Ghah-baited booby traps are without honor.
Jake "Sanford" Sisko: "I left you out of my will, DUMMY!"
JULIAN:"This tri-ox compound will stabilize her breathing, but we'll need to get her naked, oiled up and on my lap to complete the procedure..."
EZRI:"'Grab the pic-a-nic basket and get away' my ASS."
"Please, dad...stop calling me Grady."
WORF:"...if it means anything...I always thought YOU gave better lap dances than Jadzia."
Ezri: "This is the last time I try Klingon tantric sex!"
WORF:"I'm certain that Vorta looked at your ass."
Dax: Worf, I think we set up these Betazoid sex swings the wrong way.
Worf: I am NOT a merry man!
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Bashir: Dear God, I havn't seen measles this bad since, well, ever!
Guy: Are you sure that's measles?
Bashir: Trust me, i'm a doctor.
Ezri: I thought this was supposed to be a health spa.
Worf: It's a Klingon health spa, what did you expect? a manacure?
Sisko: You're not my son you lieing P'tach, you're Worfs brother Kurn.
Kurn: Damn it, what gave it away.
Dr. Zarkov: They appear to be some kind of technologically advanced race and yet they seem to dress in some kind of weird clothing, not disimilar from what you'd see in a cheap 1980's Earth film.
JULIAN:"How the hell was I supposed to know my genitals were bacteriologically incompatible with her mouth?!"
EZRI:"If this is your idea of a Deluxe Klingon vacation package, I'd hate to see the no-frills one you turned down."
"Have you seen my son Theo...or my wife CA-MIIIIIILE?"
"OOPS.
S-Sorry. Forgive me. My...my bad.
I didn't know this was the lady's room."
"Dad...
You should just take the advice I gave Nog decades ago.
Have a Coke...and a smile...and shut the hell UP."
BEN:"So...after all these long years...
Do Grady and Aunt Esther still come over?"
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