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DS9 Caption That # "Past Participle"
- Thread starter Judas Ascendant
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Sisko: "Okay, flip you for it. Whoever wins gets the plain slice, the other gets the mystery goop."
Sisko: "Shit!"
Bashir: "Oh, thank God. I could have sworn they were using that crap for caulking window frames."
Brynner: "No, really, it's all natural. I started taking it after I saw an ad for it on Spike TV back in the early 2000s."
Dax (thinking): I can't believe he just told me that. Get me the hell out of this century!
Simon: "River, would you mind putting that man's testicles back where you found them? Thanks."
Bashir: "How is that you grew up in a restaurant and yet still need me to tell you how to make a cheese sandwich?"
Sisko: "Okay. I've got the bread slice with melted cheese, and the bread slice without the melted cheese. What do I do next?"
Bashir: "Oh, good lord!"
Dax: "That technique you're describing-- I'd know it anywhere! I've met your great-great grandson, Mr. McCoy."
Dax: "You were right! Head On was the solution to my headache. As soon as I bludgeoned their advertising executives my headache went away!"
Simon: "It was me. I borrowed your sky for an afternoon."
Mal: "Ah, man. How many times have I asked you not to take the sky from me?"
Simon: "Sorry. At least I didn't burn your land or boil your sea like Jayne did."
doubleohfive
Fleet Admiral
Just out of curiosity -- is there no "winner" each week anymore?
BOWLER: Dammit, Brisco! You always gettin' me into trouble!
BRISCO: I wish Dixie were here.
BOWLER: Remember the time we told Socrates he was in command?
BRISCO: I remember, Dixie and I had a three-way with Comet...
PETE HUTTER: I have a piece. Its thiiiiis big. That's ma piece!
DIXIE: I have a headache.
BRISCO: Um, hello, I look more like Brisco than any of you!
The winners aren't listed at the start of the new contest. They're listed at the end of the old contest.
[Lunch Break on the Set]
Avery: So Sid, aren't you glad the DS9 fans finally got together and organized a drive to self-fund this Direct to DVD DS9 movie which we are now filming?
Sid: Sure, Avery. I am honored to be a part of it. In fact, it's the best experience I've ever had!
Avery: It could be worse, you know. I mean, at least we are not from Enterprise.
All Seeing Eye
Admiral
Sisko: Here, the Darlanians said you could have your last meal you requested before going to the the disintegration chamber.
Bashir: I asked for a Ractageno and steak with chips!
Sisko: Earwax on bread is a darlanian delicacy.
Bashir: Even in such drastic times you still have a sense of humour.
Sisko: I wasnt joking.
Guy: one million two hundred thousand one hundred and fifty three, point nine nine one. Am I right or am I right? right?
Dax: Thats incredible, you really did just read my mind.
Human: Live long and prosper.
Vulcan: You humans really are a backwards bunch arnt you, we'll be back when you've discovered warp drive.
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Sisko: I'm afraid there's only one way out: We must cook them a meal of human flesh. And I'm a good cook, so it won't be me.
Bashir: Good one!
Bashir: Wait - you're not serious?
Later...
Dax: This is delicious. What is it?
Guy: A bit of British, a dash of Arab, and served in that New Orleans style.
Sisko, (off camera) standing butt naked in the mirror shaving and not noticing Dax who entered his cabin
Dax stares in relazation that she had an orgasm looking at Sisko's rather large penis in startled breathless disbelief.
Dax: <thinking> Oh my god that is absolutely GIGANTIC... OH I WANT THAT!
Sisko: And the tribble purred as it entered his anal cavity through the tube...
Bashir: Aw maaan that's crazy...
Bashir: Wait a minute were you just asking?
In honor of National Grouch Day:
Oscar: "You gonna eat all that?"
Bashir: "We really should have found a better hiding place."
Oscar: "You gonna eat all that?"
Bashir: "We really should have found a better hiding place."
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Sisko - "Believe it or not Doctor, but I prefer my toast melted cheese side up."
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Bashir - "Ha ha ha. Oh god; that's a relief. Ha ha ha. *fidgets uncomfortably*"
Sisko - "Believe it or not Doctor, but I prefer my toast melted cheese side up."
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Bashir - "Ha ha ha. Oh god; that's a relief. Ha ha ha. *fidgets uncomfortably*"
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Sisko: So you want any of my meat on this sandwitch or what?
Bashir: Hmmm What kinda meat?
Bashir: Uhm Tube Steak?
Bashir: <laughing> Tube Steak? Out here, where the hell you think were going to get that?
Sisko: So are you up for that?
Bashir: I... I am starting to get aroused, when you eat it, can you rub my nipples.
Sisko: Don't push yet luck..
Sisko: So you want any of my meat on this sandwitch or what?
Bashir: Hmmm What kinda meat?
Bashir: Uhm Tube Steak?
Bashir: <laughing> Tube Steak? Out here, where the hell you think were going to get that?
Sisko: So are you up for that?
Bashir: I... I am starting to get aroused, when you eat it, can you rub my nipples.
Sisko: Don't push yet luck..
<off camera Seven of nine standing there in the buff with a weird helmet on marked Orgasmic thought machine.
<High piercing squeel...>
DAX: OOOOH OOOOOH OOOOOOOOOH OOOOH YES OOOOH YES OOOOOAAAAAH YES YES YES YESSSS!!!!
Seven of nine <off camera>: You have been Orgasmated. !
Dax... Oh my god! It was WONDERFUL.
Good times from that year in college when Sisko and Bashir lived in the only off-campus apartment they could afford.
But the end of the night comes and it's time to pop open Bashir's air nozzle and deflate him, fold him up, and put him into storage.
``And then ... this is the tricky part ... after putting my right foot back in ... I shake it all about.''
``You know, you do tell an amazing story, but I'm going to need you to stop sharing it before your droning causes my head to explode.''
``Hi, um ... if you had told me you were going to bring this episode over here I would have straightened up the place.''
Everyone that posted this round wins a copy of this :thumbsup:
Quark's Guide to Bartending. Why?
Because every Niner should know when to Tanqueray and when to Raktajino.
Quark's Guide to Bartending. Why?
Because every Niner should know when to Tanqueray and when to Raktajino.
Taking this down now. And going to make myself a tasty beverage!
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