DS9 Caption That # "Nor The Contest To The Funny"

[Kirby]

Sisko: "Spensah!!!"

 

[Marie1]

Jake: "All these patients are dead!"

Nurse: "Well, don't look at me; my specialty is in naughty nursing."

 

[Judas Ascendant]

The winners this round

So if my father is the Emissary to the Prophets, what does that make me?
Gee, I don't know. Do you feel anything strange or unusual?
No.
Then get me a coffee.

Sisko: "Say 'What' again, motherf..."

Sisko: "Get those motherfucking voles of this motherfucking station, chief!

...

I always wanted to say that!"

The prize

The Tribbles were not created by Man.
They probably won’t rebel
Or evolve
They Look
And Feel
Fuzzy.
Some are programmed to think they are good housepets.
There are many copies.
and they have a Plan.


But it isn’t a very good one…….