DS9 Caption That # "More Tribble, No Trouble"

[Nerys Myk]

SISKO: Interesting, I can see right into Yeoman Rand's quarters.

 

[Triskelion]

Leopardskin thong, eh?
Dax....
Hey, don't blame me, it's the way everybody configures their tricorders here.

 

[SciFi75]

Sisko: I'll have the fudgey wudgey bar. Dax?

Dax: I'll have the super swirl.

Sisko: Make that two super swirls.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

``Jadzia! I've found the hole that leads to Laugh-In! There's Jo Anne Worley! And that's Henry Gibson! Yoo-hoo, Ruth Buzzi, are you out there?''

A lot of great captions this week!

Brooks: (Snicker) "One of my spitballs landed in Mulgrew's hair and now she's yelling at Beltran to quit it!"

Tragically, Odo's explanation that it could taste great AND be less filling fell on deaf ears.

Dax: "Well, yeah... I knew he had the arms of an engineer."
Sisko: "Seriously? What about Chekov?"
Dax: "He had the fine touch of a navigator, all right."
Sisko: "Damn. Ummm... Christopher Pike?"
Dax: "Stamina of a captain."
Sisko: "Uhura?"
Dax: "Tobin or Emony?"

O'Brien: "Transtatic Neutrino Emitters? Subspace Flux Couplers??? I give up. Let's just ask Modman to 'RUN THIS SHIT'!"

 

[Defcon]

Only after hours of reprogramming and swearing Sisko realized that Dax was changing all his work with the tricorder to drive him mad.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Sisko: The diving board and the velcro suit I understand. What I don't see is how they're going to use the barbecue sauce.

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

O'Brien:"Don't you get tired of that old running gag?"

 

[Triskelion]

awesome!

 

[Rat Boy]

O'Brien: "Only six hundred channels and there's nothing on. I told you to get Direct TV."

 

[Mr. Fergy]

^ Agreed.

 

[Rat Boy]

Well, to be fair, all they're getting are technically reruns.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SISKO: Jewels, some stock certificates and a little cash.

DAX: Let go up one deck. I'm getting some precious metals on the tricorder.

 

[Triskelion]

Sisko: There's Ensigns Gone Wild, Vulcan Heat, Menage-a-Gagh, Deep Sphincter Nine, or Enemasis.
Dax: Hold on, let's watch this one: For My Pants are Hollow and I Have Touched This Guy. I just rewound it.

 

[Judas Ascendant]

' A lot of great captions this week!

I concur. Everyone that posted a caption gets

Even though we are not linear, it doesn't hurt to have a watch handy.....

 

[PKTrekGirl]

Taking this down now to make way for the new contest!