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DS9 Caption That# "Loose Lips & Ships"
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You're telling me this is the door?!?! Who could fit through that?
Ummm... I'm a chef.... and thats just wrong... on so many levels. When is the last time you washed your hands? And tell me he washed his Kar'takin before cutting those.
I'm really sorry I have to kill you... but I warned you- those were my favourite ear rings...
I kinda suck at this... LOL
Don't worry...I suck too. 
What do you MEAN you dropped your tricorder down a Dominion trash compactor?!
Look, I know what goes on in the kitchen when nobody's looking. And I am NOT about to eat something that's been cooked in Jem'Hadar spit.
Man, I wish I were genetically programmed to worship the Sisko so I could head over there and get me some...
What do you MEAN you dropped your tricorder down a Dominion trash compactor?!
Look, I know what goes on in the kitchen when nobody's looking. And I am NOT about to eat something that's been cooked in Jem'Hadar spit.
Man, I wish I were genetically programmed to worship the Sisko so I could head over there and get me some...
Marshall: "..so when Sidney holds this out to the Captain he will think it's something to eat, thus causing ingestion of our homing device."
Sloane:"Does SD6 know about this?"
Marshall: "No."
Sisko:"That looks like a homing device."
Sidney (dressed in a disguise): "I tell you what. If you release me I promise I won't use all the martial arts the CIA's trained me with on you."
O'Brian: "Well Captain, I'm sure a day or two down there will loosen her tongue."
Atavachron
Sisko: "I don't care what position they are assuming now, we should just give Odo and Quark some privacy!"
Vorta: "Captain, clearly you must die. No one gets away with serving me cheap Pizza Hut ingredients."
Vorta: "I really need to find myself a better dating service."
Sisko: "What a piece of junk!"
O'Brien: "She'll make point five past Warp 8. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself."
Vorta: "Oh yes Captain. We know your one weakness. Sour Patch Kids."
Sisko: "No! Get it away!"
Vorta: "This isn't Risa!"
Jem'hadar: "We followed the MapQuest printout to the letter."
Guy: "See this? Probably not, cause you're too busy staring at my chin. My eyes are up here, buster."
O'Brien: "Three pints of Guinness and a bag of pork scratching please."
Sisko: "Um, Chief?"
O'Brien: "No pork scratching?"
Sisko: "Chief!"
O'Brien: "Oh for Pete's sake, what kind of heathen doesn't drink Guinness?"
Sisko: "Everytime it's the same thing. The temperature goes up two degrees and he starts hallucinating pubs!"
Sisko: "I've been waiting 30 minutes and 3 seconds. I'm not paying for that."
Vorta: "After last night, how can you be so stone-faced?"
"Look at my chin, it's real, don't believe what I say, just feel"
Sisko: "What are you two doing?"
O'Brien: "Worf and Dax have been at it for hours in there. Want to watch?"
Worf: "ASK IF THEY HAVE ANY PRUNE JUICE!"
Sisko: *sigh*
Vorta: "Is that a plasma rifle in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"
Marshall: "This? Oh, it's just a shoelace."
Don't worry...I suck too.
What do you MEAN you dropped your tricorder down a Dominion trash compactor?!
Look, I know what goes on in the kitchen when nobody's looking. And I am NOT about to eat something that's been cooked in Jem'Hadar spit.
Man, I wish I were genetically programmed to worship the Sisko so I could head over there and get me some...
No ND- You don't!!
You remind me of a sane me... if that were possible... 
** Especially that first one... 
Marshall: "..so when Sidney holds this out to the Captain he will think it's something to eat, thus causing ingestion of our homing device."
Sloane:"Does SD6 know about this?"
Marshall: "No."
Sisko:"That looks like a homing device."
>>>I never thought of that! Brilliant!! =)
O'Brian: "Well Captain, I'm sure a day or two down there will loosen her tongue."
Atavachron
LOL!!!!
Vorta: "I really need to find myself a better dating service."
Nonsense... hahaha!!Ahhh.... you guys rock... hee hee!!
Sisko: "That's a urinal?"
O'Brien: "The Jem'Hadar don't have nipples..."
Sisko: "Huh?"
O'Brien: "Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, Captain."
Vorta: "My eyes are up here Captain..."
Sisko: "Just wondering what you have in common with the Jem'Hadar..."
Vorta: "then Sisko tells me that you urinate from your chest. The Founders never said..."
Jem'Hadar: "We don't."
Vorta: "Huh?"
Jem'Hadar: "It's for target practice, we need something to aim for."
Vorta: "But your fighters are so clean..."
Jem'Hadar: "We are very good marksmen."
"I'm a virtuoso on the world's smallest violin, bub."
OBRIEN: Nope, can't fix it here. Gonna have to take it into the shop.
SISKO: That one has flecks of cheap gold paint in it.
VORTA: If I don't win Miss Dominion, I hope its you.
No, I'm not the result of a freak accident involving the DNA of Jay Leno and Bruce Campbell
We replicated human food using pictures in an old menu we found. I believe you will enjoy this nipple pizza.
Vorta: It wasn't me, it was the boots.
Jem 1: Boots a bit noisier today than yesterday.
Jem 2: Funny, they don't look wet.
O'Brien: The starboard kronkumatrix cell got pushed up against the reinitializer and fried its tertiary coil. Five hour job, Captain.
Sisko: Well better get on it Chief. I'll set up camp.
Ensign (after Sisko leaves): What did all that mean, Chief?
O'Brien: It means we're not getting home until Keiko's asleep and I buy you a few rounds at Quark's if you keep your mouth shut.
Ensign: Hey, the quantum rectrix looks shot.
O'Brien: "There's yer problem, pal. Ya got a big ol' nest of 'coons livin' in the engine compartment."
Vorta: "According to your Bajoran religion, this wine is the blood of the Emissary and this bread is the body of the Emissary. What's wrong? You look a little sick."
Vorta: "Wow... So the left side of your face looks like a Jem'Hadar and the right side of your face looks like Ellen Degeneres? Weird!"
Marshall: "I discovered a system of devices used to monitor our activities, but I've managed to makes us completely invisible to them."
Sydney: "Great! What kind of devices were they?"
Marshall: "Nielsen boxes."
``They've got to have a menu in the window somewhere, Chief. I'm not eating anyplace that hasn't got a decent entree for under fifteen bucks.''
``Batter-dipped communion wafers?''
``What do you mean I'm adopted?''
``And by any chance was your card the ... eight of invisible?''
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