DS9 Caption That # "Down To The Wire"

[Judas Ascendant]

The pics for the new round

Extra credit

 

[NAHTMMM]

"Psst. Odo, you're, uh, blurring again."

"Let me see if I understand you correctly, Doctor. You believe that the Cardassian forehead is too 'wrinkly'?

"Oh, no, no. It's just that . . . when the Cardassian in question also has a round haircut like you do . . . well, all I'm saying is, there are some species to whom the overall aesthetic effect would be literally painful."

"All right, son, now I want you to pretend Bessie is a defensive lineman and just drill that pigskin into my hands!"

 

[PKTrekGirl]

Lots of potential this time, guys!

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Bashir: "{Cough}{Cough}niceass{Cough}{Cough}"

Bashir: "KHAAAN!!!"

Nobody could quite figure out why Aric Soong had genetically engineered calfs to shoot out of their mothers at Mach 3, but veterinary midwiving had quickly become Earth's most popular new Extreme sport.

 

[Kegek]

Bashir: It's an old Earth saying. It's intended to clear your mind of all thought. It goes: 'If a tree falls in the forest, and no one's around, does it make a sound?'
Garak: My dear doctor, I wager you couldn't be quiet for an hour.
Bashir: You're on!

Bashir couldn't make a scathing witticism on a passerby's clothing. He had never felt a greater agony.

And in the end...

Bashir: GARAK!

Garak: If a doctor speaks, and I don't listen, does it count as a sound?

In that instant, Bashir knew he loved him.

 

[scottydog]

GARAK: Doctor, I hate to tell you this, but El Fadil is the Cardassian word for horse's ass. I suggest you change your name to Alexander.

BASHIR (sobbing): Maybe Garak is right. I'll do what he says and change my name to Alexander.

BASHIR: Garak!! I just found out that Alexander is the Cardassian word for man who violates sheep's ass!

BASHIR: It's actually quite fun. The sheep's ass is shaped like this.

 

[Navaros]

Sid was the one left with the awkward task of explaining to a dishelved Michael O'Hare that he was not welcome to reprise his Commander Sinclair role on DS9 after being fired from Babylon 5.

 

[scottydog]

When shapeshifting into Bashir's likeness, Odo could never quite get the mouth right.

And so Odo covered his mouth so that other's wouldn't see it.

 

[NathanielM]

Bashir: Did you know you got the toilet seat cover sticking out of your trousers? You DORK!

Bashir: Jesus Christ what the hell died in this lavatory!!! Can't you guys turn on the fricking fan?????

Cardassian: <thinking> Oh shit I just farted and something runny is dribbling down my pantleg... Steady... Steady... Maybe if I don't move he won't notice.

Bashir: See this is our entertainment, a one way window into Leda's quarters....

Cardassian: <EYES buldging and thinking> Holy shit... She is REALLY HOT for an Eather...!

Extra credit

Cow: Mooo!!!!

Bashir: Come back here you fricking animal! Damn Bovine-ile Cow!!! You're being udderly ridicolus and milking the whole situation!



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[Nebusj]

The judges were swift to dismiss the Deep Space Nine Conga team.

Oh, great, he's barking at the other doctors again.

``Just a minute, Garak -- the new tricorder says this so-called `Cardassian' thing is just a bunch of makeup and latex masks!''
``I ... can explain ... just ... not all at once.''

``They say invisible basketball is more than twice as healthy as normal basketball.''
``I'll believe it when I see it.''
``Are you kidding me?''

Frankly, Sisko had trouble understanding this particular Vision from the Prophets.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

^ @ all of Nebusj's captions.

 

[Judas Ascendant]

The winner this round

Nebusj said:

``Just a minute, Garak -- the new tricorder says this so-called `Cardassian' thing is just a bunch of makeup and latex masks!''
``I ... can explain ... just ... not all at once.''

Frankly, Sisko had trouble understanding this particular Vision from the Prophets.

The prize

My pics are 100% paparazzi free, because I care about safety...and litigation.

 

[PKTrekGirl]

Nifty prize.

Thanks again, JA!!