The caps for the new round
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DS9 Caption That # "Dead Squad"
- Thread starter Judas Ascendant
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Dorian Collins: I'm a Starfleet Officer. We're serious people.
Cadet Collins tries not to laugh after forgetting to tell Jake that the Replicators put laxatives in the coffee.
The fallout of the Trek XI trailer in the 24th Century
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The fallout of the Trek XI trailer on humanity.
(Please note I actually enjoyed the trailer).
Collins: 'I don't get it. Why did the Ferengi in the gorrila suit have to go?"
Collins: "So I look fat, huh? Well I think your coffee looks deadly. Deadly poisonous."
Jake: "Huh?"
Collins: "It's a sort of errr threat."
Captain Moron: "Dominion Battleship, huh? I can take em on with one hand tied behind my back, covered in butter and lit gasoiline, no guns, with fire ants crawling over my body. Easy, piece of cake. Cause we're Red Squad, bitches"
Everyone Else: (shitting themselves)
Pegg: "What do you mean 'we look exactly alike'?"
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Jake: "What's with the look of inward concentration? What is it cadet?"
Jake: "Oh right, give me a minute and I'll change your diaper."
Helm: "The engines are offline and I can't do a thing here. Would now be a good time to pop below and get your brown trousers Captain?"
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"When the sex is this good, you can work around the halitosis."
Jake: Just... get it over with.
Cadet: Mooooole.
Jake's cardboard cut-out of a friend - now comes in 5 new shapes!
As the woman looks in her rear-view mirror, the rest of the crew quickly remember that women can't parallel park.
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Simon Pegg quits Star Trek after having many obsessed fans wanting him to rub their faces.
Jake finds out that one shouldn't joke about redshirts.
Even though Jake's a little lactose intolerant, she nonetheless slipped a little something extra into his coffee.
After seeing the Trek XI trailer, a starship crewed by 12 year olds doesn't seem so far fetched anymore.
Kirk (off-camera): "Are you trying to get into every caption contest?"
Just because we have no permission or experience does NOT mean we can't operate this spaceship in enemy territory!!!
*Giggle* When Ensign Redshirt said we should return the ship to Starfleet after the real crew were killed, it was my idea to put in in stasis.... I am so smrt!!
Farris (?)- The Dominion Ship is hailing us
Captain- On Screen!
(Everyone stares at the Dominion bridge on the viewer -post attack)
Farris- The Jem'Hadar are laughing at us!!
You see this? This is what you do to young cadets who steal Defiant class ships!!!
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Dorian Collins: I'm serious, we'd never do that"
Cadet Collins: " You just cut the chesse didn't you?"
"OHhhh Shit!!!"
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"Ok Joe she's ready for the facial shot!".
``Of course, what I really want to do is someday transfer to command and get my starship lost in the Delta quadrant.''
``Do I look amused? Am I smiling? No, seriously, I have only a vague understanding of controlling my facial expressions. I need all the feedback I can get. Is this a smile?''
``Um, okay, can we go back to the save point and try this level again please?''
``Uh, hi there --- funny story, you're gonna laugh. So we were at this organizing meeting for the upcoming Library Book Sale, and ... ''
Farris: "So, anyway, long story short, Jake, do you want to rent a holosuite and reinact my favorite scene from Vulcan Love Slave or What?"
Jake: "*Ahem* Could you, ah, hold on one minute and repeat that..."
Jake: "And...go!"
Farris: "Do you or do you not want to reinact my favorite scene from Vulcan Love Slave in the holosuite."
Jake: *Does a spit take* "Nailed it!"
Jake: "Uh, we did read the same version of Vulcan Love Slave, right? 'Cause this isn't what I was picturing when you asked me..."
Farris: "I forgot to mention, the plot lacked shit blowing up, so I added a few scenes. This one is my favorite, everyone dies but the plucky blonde Ensign Mary Sue."
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Shaun: "Die you bloody zombie...wait, they picked who to represent me in that Star Wars/Star Trek trailer mash-up? You're taking the piss, aren't you mate? Bloody Hell! Right, first the zombies, then this General Grin wanker on YouTube."
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All hands are lost when Red Squad rolls down the windows to clear out the smoke.
Kelly: Pencils. I collect pencils.
Jake: Um, check please?
Jake: Ah, the famous Red Squad dribble cup haze. Got me.
Kelly: You're such a stupid idiot.
Sir I don't think the Jem Ha'dar understand the rules of lasertag.
I was hoping for a pic of Watters blowing up.
Work on that for me, JA. There's a donut in it for you.
Work on that for me, JA. There's a donut in it for you.
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