DS9 Caption That # "Come To Quark's"

[S'kai]

KIRA: Fooling with Dabo
The house always wins.
The Prophets will make us
Pay for our sins.

 

[NathanielM]

Worf: What the hell do you mean we are out of @#!%^! coffee!!!!?????

 

[Voyager]

Worf: More prune juice...NOW...

Quark: Off Camera if your trying to get drunk you need some romulan ale...

Worf: I want my pru...wait...what romulan ale?

Quark: Thinking to self shit...I let the cat out of the bag...hes gonna find my secret stash...

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kira: "Is this another one of those Cardassian counter-insurgency programs?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kira: "Is this another one of those Cardassian counter-insurgency programs?"

Kira: "You know that's punishable by death under Bajoran law, don't you?"

Quark: *gulp* "Now I do!"

 

[Mistral]

"I like this drink,
That's made from the prune,
My restroom business,
Sings a manly tune!"

 

[Triskelion]

Bloodwine, turpentine,
Ale and raktajino,
Whisky, wodka,
Synthehol
And tulaberry vino!

And stuff that's greeeeeeeeen.

 

[Rat Boy]

Worf: "One per customer? You have no honor!"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Kira: "That had better be your hand poking me mister!"
Quark: " My hand? what ever do you mean?"
O'Brien: (thinking) Oh no he's dead

 

[Mistral]

*Musical cup begins playing as Worf picks it up.*

"Here at Quark's we have free refills!
It's the rent on the mugs that helps us pay the bills!"

 

[Piper]

Kira was confused when Quark used Terran letters hardly anyone on the station could read.

Worf too, getting so annoyed at the Ferengi's lack of business sense he showed the indecipherable cup to anyone who walked past.

Finally Kira got so annoyed she grabbed Quark. "Don't you realise hardly anyone can read your stupid merchandising?"

 

[Mysterion]

How many time must I tell you that I do not take sugar in my raktijino!!!

 

[Voyager]

Worf: How many time must you be toled "white DOES NOT go with the station wall colors..."?

 

[NathanielM]

Kira: "Quark, if I was any drunker, your ass would be tried up with those fuzzy handcuffs, a ball gag in tyour mouth and I would be riding your little ass with the strapon right now..."

Quark: (gulping) Uh..... Thank you?

O'Brien: (gulping too) Oh shit am I next?

 

[NathanielM]

Worf: Fill it up again... and no Mr. Quark, Juan Valdez was a worthy Klingon!

Quark (whispering to Odo off camera) I don't think hes drinking coffee, his breath is horrible.

 

[NathanielM]

<Worf ODO and Quark together>: 99 bottles in the hole in the wall 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around... 98 bottles in a hole in the wall.

The ultimate Klingon Party Song!

 

[Civil Shadow]

Genetically-engineered-to-look-like-legends Tribbles are still Tribbles.

 

[Judas Ascendant]

This round comes to an end. Everyone that posted a caption gets a few ***bars of gold pressed latinum

Now when you're asked "What's in your wallet?", you can answer, "an eyedropper".





***(bricks, whatever, it is free money )

 

[NathanielM]

Kira: Damn it Quark, I want you to strip me, whip me, beat me, bite me, fuck me, spew your hot love creme all over my naked body and tell me you love me, then get the fuck off me you fucking bastard. I like kinky goddamn it... You Got that?

Quark: (gulping) Uh... I ... <feeling a buldge in his trousers.>

O'Brien: (thinking) HOLY SHIT... Goddamn Quark say YES!!!!! <also feels a sprouting woody in his pants>

 

[NathanielM]

Worf: Goddamn it i did nor order the Happy Meal shake with a prize! Damn you quark...