DS9 Caption That # "Caught In The CrossFire"

[Jukebox_Jim]

Cheers Belar, couldn't get the bloody images to display properly!

 

[AdmiralGarak]

You need 100 posts before you can display images.

 

[Elmo Dukat]

"You know, Ferengi women aren't allowed to sit in chairs like that. Not because it's a special custom, but since they're naked, there's only so much us men can take. We're not machines, you know."

Kira: "Oh, I doubt that, sexy."

Quark: "You know, this whole conversation is worthless if you're not massaging my lobes."

"Well, I decided if I were going to be named Emissary, I better get serious about it. So I learned how to palm-read from a Bolian trader. Look at this! That's the life line, and ooo! Hey, it says I'm going to have five children. Come on, give me your hand, it's really a lot of fun..."

"Sing from the diaphraghm, dammit. The DIAPHRAGHM! Gods, we're going to be laughed off the station tonight."

 

[tachibana]

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Couldnt resist this b/c its perfect

"What did the five fingers say to the face?"

 

[Kirby]

Sisko: "... and then Moe would reach out and slap Curly and Larry at the same time. Allow me to demonstrate..."

Shakar: "I do not think I like these Stooges that you speak of Capatin Sisko."

Extra credit

Flash: "Why yes, I am reuniting The Village People. How did you you know?"

 

[Rat Boy]

tachibana said:

Couldnt resist this b/c its perfect

"What did the five fingers say to the face?"

"I'm Ben Sisko, bitch!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Going for a high five, Judas Ascendant leaves Sisko hanging.

 

[SciFi75]

Sisko: Exactly which hand does a Bajoran use to wipe their butt again?

 

[Judas Ascendant]

There were a lot of good post this round so I'll do what comes naturally when one is low on sugar

Everyone that posted gets one of these

A Bajoran phaser or one of those robotic vacuum cleaners. Either way, dirt doesn't stand a chance.

Just be sure to always check the settings, you'd hate to go into a battle with a phaser set on "mild carpet stain".


So I'll leave you with this...

"Victory is life, but having a clean carpet makes life a little better...."

 

[PKTrekGirl]

^ You know, with that sigline, I would really like it if you started being a regular poster in Trek XI.

Just sayin'.....