DS9 Caption That # "Caption Me, Now"

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

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Rom: .oO Look at her eyes. Look at her eyes. Look at her eyes. Oo.

Leeta: You were looking at my tits again, weren't you?

Rom: D'oh!

Odo: Yes, Commander, she didn't understand just how far certain parts of my anatomy can expand.

Sisko: Constable, Dr. Bashir tells me it'll take a week just to get the smile off her face.

P'takh, this is no vibrator! It's an agonizer on a stick!... Actually that might not be so bad.

Mucinex™, the 21st Century solution to a 24th Century problem.

 

[Judas Ascendant]

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The winners this round

Lursa: "Chardonnay? Chardonnay?! If you want this three-way to happen, you better come up with something with a little more bite, pal."

Yes, it was a set-up. I can't believe you humans could be so gullible. Oh, and for your information, Commander… I faked every orgasm.

"I'm Lursa Hansen from StardateLine NBC. Sir is your screen name 'Wormhole 69'? What are you doing here, and why do you have this backpack full of 'toys'? You have no honor, and I should kill you where you stand!"

Eris: "You call that a vibrator? At least the Founders can shape-shift."

"And as you can see with this next product, the Avon of the 24th Century caters to every need of the metrosexual."

The prize



A Quark action figure. The kung fu grip can be used to hold Latinum.

Enjoy...

 

[PKTrekGirl]

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Taking this one down now to make way for the new contest!

 

[All Seeing Eye]

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Sisko: You said you were a stripper so when we say strip we mean strip.

Eris: You fools, I only said that to get into your stag party in order to kill you all.

Sisko: Know what this is?

Eris: Its a phaser, I take it you're going to try and kill me.

Sisko: Dont talk stupid, ive set the phaser to a minimal vapourisation setting, one push on the trigger and your clothes are gone.

Eris: Oh my Gods, please kill me now.

Odo: As if.

 

[ninetofive]

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Sisko: "Ma'am, I'm afraid I have to confiscate your wig. As you can see, my need is greater than thine."