DS9 Caption That # "By Humor's Light"

[mackula]

Bashir: Ok Garak, relax and we'll start your colonoscopy.

 

[Nerys Myk]

GARAK: Can we get to the top of the page this way?

GOWRON: These DS9 Mods have no honor!!! Still no sticky like other Caption Contests!

It's only page two Worf, no need for the death howl.

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BASHIER: Garak refuses to get out of bed until these contests are stickied!!!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Sisko: "Here's your medical bill from Bashir the cashier."
Gowron: "I have health insurance from Ferengi Medical."
Sisko: "You read the fine print then, the no diseases, illnesses or injuries covered clause."
Gowron: "Those Ferengi have no honour."
Sisko: "It's just a name, the actual company is owned by Republicans on Earth."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Sisko: "I found this....."

Gowron: "My sister with three Romulans, That slutty P'Tack".

 

[Kirby]

Gowron: This is an insult! I didn't even touch those macadamia nuts in the mini bar, clearly the cleaning woman took them!

 

[jep]

Sisko: "We've traced your IP address. We know you're really Perez Hilton."


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[Alrik]

Gowron: "NO! For the last time, I said I gave at the office."

 

[Alrik]

Gowron: "What is it?"

Sisko: Christmas card from Picard. Says he's looking forward to getting yours."

Gowron: "Um, yeah, about that..."

 

[Smellincoffee]

"This is the WINE list?

"Worf SMASH!"

Bashir, thinking: No one's looking. Kukalaka. you will be avenged!

 

[Judas Ascendant]

The winners for this round

Bashir, thinking: No one's looking. Kukalaka. you will be avenged!

Sisko: "So what will it be, Gowron? Sign the treaty allowing us to stand against Dominion aggression, or throw a selfish, egotistical tantrum and allow us all to be enslaved due to foolish pride?"

Gowron: "Quiet, I'm still thinking".

WHAT-IF... DS9's characters read the DS9 Forum?

Garak: "Crawl into this vent and risk a nervous breakdown due to my crippling claustrophobia, or read an entire thread about Worf's penis?"

The prize

Worf and Gowron action figures.

You take the good. You take the bad. You take them both and there you have...... just make them fight to the death.